matarys and valarr come to summerhall to spend their summer. when they see how the maekarlings behave daily they realise there are levels to this shit. daeron and his night terrors? aerion being a danger to society? rhae and her shiera seastar tendencies? this is ranked lobby
the innocent interviewer: so what perfume would anthony bridgerton wear
jonny freakerton bailey: he’d smell like his wife because he would probably be fucking her all day
alpha venom making omegas incredibly sleepy when bitten, so alphas use it to their advantage when dealing with their fussy omegas.
omega being stubborn? bite them. omega not listening? bite them. omega putting themselves in danger? bite them until they’re knocked out 😆