2024 Honda Accord

Professional Twin
To dumb too lose

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Chargers fans. Sound off in the comments. I need to hear from you. From a loser to a loser, I’m here for you.

[2024 Honda Accord @Dilicious23]

Thought I was adult enough to make brownies to bring to Thanksgiving and ending up making an inedible brick while ruining the glass dish. Next year I'm bringing Doritos.

[2024 Honda Accord @Dilicious23]

My mom accidentally ate like 12 edibles and she's just been staring at the directv menu on mute crushing a bag of cheetos puffs

[2024 Honda Accord @Dilicious23]

Lady at the eye doctor today told me "you're lucky you're cute cause you need to marry smart" and idk if I should be offended or not

[2024 Honda Accord @Dilicious23]

My mom came home drunk from bowling and started telling me how I'm her best shot at getting grandchildren this year like I'm not a single 23 year old with commitment issues who has 5 older brothers who all have girlfriends already

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fitzmagic didn’t hear no bell!!!

[University of Iowa @uiowa]

It's been 1,100 days since Iowa State beat Iowa in men’s basketball, women’s basketball, football, or wrestling. It's a Hawkeye state. 💛🖤

[2024 Honda Accord @Dilicious23]

Do you still forget the light switches in your house you've lived in for 10 years or are you normal

[2024 Honda Accord @Dilicious23]

God wouldn't have given me an ass like this if it wasn't suppose to shake

[2024 Honda Accord @Dilicious23]

Maybe if you had delivery I wouldn't have to go through this

[DiGiorno @DiGiorno]

@Dilicious23 Noooooo 💔

[2024 Honda Accord @Dilicious23]

You'll never know pain until you're halfway through cooking a frozen pizza and the power goes out

[2024 Honda Accord @Dilicious23]

Body type: fat in all the wrong places and skinny in all the wrong places

[2024 Honda Accord @Dilicious23]

Dead on the inside since '07

[2024 Honda Accord @Dilicious23]

You boys wanna get bombed and watch crazy stupid love?

[2024 Honda Accord @Dilicious23]

My twin and I accidentally entered a couples golf tournament and I've never seen so many people look disgusted/horrified

[2024 Honda Accord @Dilicious23]

@JUNKAMONK If you EVER want to talk alcohol, I'm always one call away you KNOW this

[2024 Honda Accord @Dilicious23]

Chasing tequila shots are always easier than chasing girls

[Iowa State Athletics @CycloneATH]

Meet the Blank Children’s Hospital Kid Spotlight for today’s game. Major is 5 years old. Shortly after birth, he was diagnosed with cystic fibrosis. Major finds the bright side of everything and works hard daily to care for himself. Major is a diehard ISU fan!

[2024 Honda Accord @Dilicious23]

My dad's 4 fantasy fantasy football insider accounts: $80/month

My mom still beating him with players she thought were cute: Priceless

[2024 Honda Accord @Dilicious23]

If making women uncomfortable was an Olympic sport, @theenatedawg would take home gold every time