Dylan Garner

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

@ABDanielleSmith I don’t even feel safe driving the highway because it’s absolutely falling apart. Centre line is in ruins and the shoulders are just huge potholes. Have to time when you pass someone or risk blowing out a tire. (Highway 28)

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

God damnnit @tyleryaremchuk I’ve been doing this for 45 minutes since I’ve gotten home and I have shit to do.

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

@thesquireyeg to @tyleryaremchuk @LiamHorrobin and the rest of @OilersNation for the next 5 months.

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

@jsbmbaggedmilk Start swearing lol. Ffs

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

@kerrrr22 @EdmontonOilers @cmcdavid97 @HockeyCanada @NHL IIHF rules. No matter what the team must have a captain on the ice. If Crosby comes back obviously they give it to him. But it’s not like the NHL where you can just have alternate/assistants.

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

@tyleryaremchuk Gluttony is one of the 7 deadly sins. Be happy with what we have (fuck I miss when we won 16 in a row).

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

Got home late and scrambled to turn the oilers game on thinking I was missing the first period (it’s 8:10 pm) and they were still doing the American anthem. Fuckin Christ get the start times figured out.

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

@SNstats @FriedgeHNIC @sportsnetkyle Hey guys and good evening. Evan Bouchard had a 5 on 5 point, 4 on 4 point, 5 on 4 point, 6 on 5 point and a
3 on 3 point tonight. I’m sure this was done by a skater before, but it must have been a while since a Dman did it. Thx, luv the show

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

@TheeHonestAndy Yea ridiculous that we gotta spend 70$ per fight and they get everything for 130$ a year. VPN is the way to go

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

@FlamesandStuff @Sportsnet @EdmontonOilers Smyth left over 200k. Nuge took a discount over long term to stay.

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

Holy shit I’m in the 98th percentile of idiots. Very low brain cells below expected…

I hear @LiamHorrobin and @tyleryaremchuk talk more than my own family. Not sure if that’s sad or impressive.

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

@Shae_Nuge93 Would be a bit better if we could at least get baserunners. Seems like 3 up 3 down constantly.

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

@tyleryaremchuk It’s definitely nice seeing a different look. Things were getting a bit predictable. beauty set play

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

@JohnnyHockey0 @tarynor @EdmontonOilers @RogersPlace @Sportsnet @CHED880 The stupid pointless western conference banner.

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

@LiamHorrobin Looks like all the reporters could use a place to sit. Some sort of chair shortage at Roger’s.

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

@CofRedCentral Let’s just not see eye to eye but focus on hating the canucks.

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

@esoteric_gf Just want to know what plants can make me see god, then talk to the birds.

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

@TSNRyanRishaug “The presser tomorrow is nor regarding a McDavid contract. Dialogue is still open between both the oilers and McDavids agent Moldover”. see how easy that was.

[Dylan Garner @Dillborg]

@nattyanthemMVP @tyleryaremchuk Am still waiting…