Dillon Timm

Do stupid shit now so we can laugh about it later

[Dillon Timm @DillonKatoTimm]

#finallyfaga

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Hahaha dude is nasty!!

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That dunk though 💪🏀🏀🏀

[Dillon Timm @DillonKatoTimm]

I will restart the dryer 3 times to get out the wrinkles before I fold the laundry #FirstWorldProblem

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Pretty sure there's a squirrel living in the ceiling.. Good lord I hope it's a squirrel because it is loud #HiNeighbor

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Swear to God my phone listens to me and shows me videos that relate to me on Facebook. #theyrewatchimg

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Errone out here kissing their loves for new years while I'm out here still getting kicked out of bars.. smh

[Dillon Timm @DillonKatoTimm]

Nothing better than starting the playoffs scoring an avg. 152 points and coming out with a whopping 60 with 2 players to go 😂😂😂

[Dillon Timm @DillonKatoTimm]

I've lived my whole life turning on the red/blue handle on sinks for temperature so when there's no color I panic #truetweet

[Dillon Timm @DillonKatoTimm]

Too honestly believe one candidate was better than the other is ignorant. Stop bashing on "those" people who voted trump. No one's happy

[Dillon Timm @DillonKatoTimm]

Is it worth voting in Iowa when your worth 2 points? Cmon..

[Dillon Timm @DillonKatoTimm]

Will never understand why people ruin TV shows #WalkingDead #iwilldeleteyou

[Dillon Timm @DillonKatoTimm]

I've got about 4 TV series I'm watching, movie marathon in progress ☇, and NFL football every other day. I can't keep up and it's a problem

[Dillon Timm @DillonKatoTimm]

63,000, 4 door, 07 ford. For 15.5. It's got a liner in his 6 foot bed which is spray liner. Aluminum body, underneath coated as well #GOAWAY

[Dillon Timm @DillonKatoTimm]

"My son doesn't smoke, drink anything bad, or even swear and he's in college!" -old delusional guy that needs to leave me alone

[Dillon Timm @DillonKatoTimm]

Lost to both my parents in fantasy football last weekend.. #sadtweet

[Dillon Timm @DillonKatoTimm]

@MarcasG got a dilemma here, do I start Melvin Gordon over Ezekiel Elliott or D'Angelo Williams? Or must he ride on my bench? #help

[Dillon Timm @DillonKatoTimm]

Footballs back 👐🏈👐🖒

[Dillon Timm @DillonKatoTimm]

Best part about winter is all the Flys are going to DIE! #GoAwayFlys

[Dillon Timm @DillonKatoTimm]

Why the fuck didn't they put the 20km race walk on NBC??? #torqued #chinagotgoldandbronze