Dillon

🦆 he/him

[Dillon @DillonTisdale]

I just want to eat some really good fried chicken right now

[Dillon @DillonTisdale]

I swear to god I’m getting Alzheimer’s

[Dillon @DillonTisdale]

The best thing to shit is corn

[Dillon @DillonTisdale]

@edadique Down bad

[Dillon @DillonTisdale]

You deserve jail if you water down ranch.

[Dillon @DillonTisdale]

@Casey Get bigger tires!!!

[Dillon @DillonTisdale]

@Casey GET THICKER TIRES!!!🛞

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

epic

[sergeant dick lips the third @TeahLhompson]

amish drink mickey ultras they’re just like me fr

[Jay Lightning-NAS, Everybody Was Kung Fu Fishing. @nasjay]

LEEEEROOOYYYYYY JENKINS

[Dillon @DillonTisdale]

Fucking love Otis 🐇

[Dillon @DillonTisdale]

@gr4cemcdon4ld Coconut head

[Dillon @DillonTisdale]

Twitter in the morning hurts my soul

[Dillon @DillonTisdale]

@gr4cemcdon4ld I’m sorry but we do not accept as a candidate. The gays have declined.

[Dillon @DillonTisdale]

A guy named Luke will never be hot because they’re always lukewarm

[Dillon @DillonTisdale]

Someone throw a trash bag over my head

[vintage pics @60spics]

smirnoff adverts, 1970s