Dilly Bar

Cow print cat with a squirrel tail. Approx. 14 months old. My human is @jfbarnzie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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I am Dilly Bar. I rescued my human a few days ago and they have already taken a hundred photos of me.

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sometime one sit and think... i should eat booger

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action shot

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humans call this fake mouse but i know it real and will assassin it

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do ever just stop and think about meanings of life

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sudden thunderous sound come from under human's blanket so i attack blanket. smells like i killed whatever make the sound, so consider a big success

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human not let me do good sit in the warm water so i will cause problems on purpose

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@chateaudechat congraduatioms

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i sit, mind own business, an human laugh. no reason i see. human so weird
#blep

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did not make tweet on the fool day because Dilly Bar is no fool. i fell off table intentionally, wanted take all the thing down with me and who ever say otherwise is saying lie

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sometime i smol

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Comfort sleep position

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i learn how open window

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wanted human scritches but played it cool, did subtle flop onto human lap

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@chateaudechat good to protec rectangle even incomplete rectangle

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my humans love me and i love my humans

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*regrets

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pssst you want to hear secret...

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i have no regrts

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i know i pretty