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[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

❝𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝,
'𝐈𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝,
𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐧.'❞

✧𝔸𝕣𝕜𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕍𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖✧
✦#DCRP✦
✧#MVRP✧

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

❝𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝,
'𝐈𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝,
𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐧.'❞

✧𝔸𝕣𝕜𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕍𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖✧
✦#DCRP✦
✧#MVRP✧

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

Oh.

Fuck yeah!

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

❝Huh. . .Gotham during the mornin'... same old dump!

. . .'Cept it's just as ugly!❞

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

@HeartOfTamaran @TheFlyingTitan ❝I kinda don't wanna test 'ya.

'Cause I'm scared you might poke my eye out with that belly!

Hahahah!❞

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

If it's Nightwing's, she's gonna drop the alien baby off of a nearby rooftop.

[𝘿𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙂𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙨𝙤𝙣 | PARODY @TheFlyingTitan]

|| Just want to shout out @HeartOfTamaran and @DilutedLackey for being the best partners in crime I could ask for! XOXO

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

@TheFlyingTitan @HeartOfTamaran ❝Not gonna make promises I can't keep!❞

An assured wink with a hip sway.

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

@TheFlyingTitan ❝Thank you, Richard!❞

She scoffed with her hands on her hips.

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

@TheFlyingTitan ❝Call me that one more time, and I will PUT - YOU - in - an - ARMBAR.❞

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

@TheFlyingTitan ❝Well, lemme tell YOU somethin', Big Boy.

YOU don't scare me!❞

Literally jabbing him in the chest.

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

@TheFlyingTitan ❝What? Cannibalism can't be joked about?❞

Harley shrugged, just staring up at the male.
They were both around the same height thanks to her heeled boots!

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

...

Alright, she's dropping it off the rooftop.

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

@TheFlyingTitan ❝I dunno.

Just felt like making an omelette....❞

Lets out a loud laugh. A very dark joke.

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@TheFlyingTitan ❝You didn't tell me you had li'l alien birdies ready to hatch soon!❞

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

....

Can Harls eat 'im?

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

Awwwwwww.

Baby cheetos!

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

Yes she DID.

. . .Girl's lucky she didn't grab the grenade-.

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

. . .

Throws a can of dog food at her.

Don't ask why she has it.

[ℍ ◈ ℚ @DilutedLackey]

She's got two seconds before she gets kicked in the head with her heeled boot.