not Christian Petre

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

Can't finger blast a bitch with 5 rings on your hand. That's why I only have one ring

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

5 rings huh? Well Tom doesn't smash the hoes like I do

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

It's been a long couple months down in that pussy

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

I'm back fuckers

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

Hey beavertuckey you hillbilly fucks, don't forget that you're all still related... Oh and you still suck at football #heilpetre

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

Yeah the paddle wasn't the only thing that slept with me. Had creek bitches all over me after my performance Friday #heilpetre

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

Lube up good tomorrow juniors cause come tomorrow y'all gonna get fucked hard in the ass

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

So many bitches gon be wet after seeing me tomorrow

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

Turning milfs into waterfalls every day is what I do

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

Snow blow is tomorrow everyone. Come and suck me off for free

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

Who gives a fuck what the dress looks like, I'm still the best

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

Way to go Kim you attention whore bitch

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

Yeah that's right, your one and only fucking legend was born 17 years ago today #yourewelcome

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

Ready to dominate the strip club tonight

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

Yeah it's my fucking birthday. Haven't been able to keep the hoes off of me today

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

No band tonight huh? Well all of you can get on your knees and suck my cock for not supporting tonight #bitches

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

Can't keep me out the game dawg

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

Don't be so butt hurt about not making playoffs beavertuckey

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

Can't stop me. I'm too damn good

[not Christian Petre @DimeDropper11]

Fuck the beavers!