𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪

ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ, ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴜʟᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʜᴏꜱᴇ . . .

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

ᴀꜱ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴜʟᴛ, ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀʟʟ ʀɪɢʜᴛ.

{ 𝑺𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 }

ɪ'ʟʟ ɢʀᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪꜱʜ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ʟʟ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ.

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

// I will be on here and on my Saiyuki account later. I've been learning a new job and it's been occupying my time lately

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

"You're free to leave at any time, just not with my wares. Unless you're paying, of course."

[𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒 𝐾𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑟𝑖 @TheUnwantedFace]

“You didn't need to point out the obvious, I've already seen it. . . .

Escaping here is my top priority now.”

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

As much as she loves torturing her employee, she's placing a bag of chocolates by @F0REVERCURSED. Don't worry, there are no strings attached!

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

Staring up at the male, she let out a soft hum.

"You won't be able to leave with anything. This is a different dimension, a space within a space."

[𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒 𝐾𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑟𝑖 @TheUnwantedFace]

. . . . . . .——

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

Everything is valuable. She deals with magical items, powerful artifacts, wish granting baubles... She'll let him choose.

He'll still pay. She does have a business to run.

[𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒 𝐾𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑟𝑖 @TheUnwantedFace]

But what is valuable and what isn't? And if she has any sweets then all of those will also be taken.

The only transaction he is willing to give her is her life.

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

Inside, of course. That should have been obvious.

If he takes her things, she'll assume he's agreeing to a transaction.

[𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒 𝐾𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑟𝑖 @TheUnwantedFace]

She wasted enough time. Walking towards her, his 𝑴𝑶𝑳𝑬 aimed at her midsection.

It’ll be wise for her to tell him where her valuables are.

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

He's trying to steal from the witch of dimensions? He must be crazy.

He's more than welcome to try, of course, but she's getting payment one way or the other. And he won't leave without giving her something in exchange.

[𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒 𝐾𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑟𝑖 @TheUnwantedFace]

𝑵𝑶.

He won't negotiate with her. This isn't a trade, it's looting.

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

Cute.

She'll start him off with something simple. A monkey's paw. He'll give her that weapon in exchange.

[𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒 𝐾𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑟𝑖 @TheUnwantedFace]

Allowing her to live is what he’ll give her.

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

. . .

Very well. As long as he can give something of equal value.

[𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒 𝐾𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑟𝑖 @TheUnwantedFace]

Does it look like he cares?

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

That's a dangerous thing to choose. These aren't toys, after all.

[𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒 𝐾𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑟𝑖 @TheUnwantedFace]

𝑨𝑳𝑳 of it.

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

//Meeting a new beastie in dms brb

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

"Yay!" All three chimed. Producing funds, Yuuko offered a lazy grin to her employee. "Make sure to get lots of meat. And some more sake too!"

Such a good, hard working boy. What would she do without him?

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

They have a term for that! I believe they call it "malewife"?

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

Watanuki will make a good wife one day.

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

Next person to moan on tl is getting charged.

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

"Yes but there were guests. Besides, I want hot pot!"

With that, Maru and Moro began chanting hot pot, surrounding the poor boy.

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

HA! He thought. She's waving an empty sake bottle in his direction.

"What about the shopping?"

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

Oh Watanuki~

[𝓨𝓾𝓾𝓴𝓸 𝓘𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪 @DimxnsionWitch]

Just because he can see into her little dimensional rift doesn't mean he can enter it. There's actually a convenient barrier keeping them separated.