lil dingus

[beginbot 🃏 @beginbot]

caught a friend being rude to his agent

had to cut him off

15 years of friendship gone

but I will NOT tolerate hate

[lil dingus @DingusCapital]

@TheSeaMouse True

[lil dingus @DingusCapital]

@groypernewsTV holy shit

[lil dingus @DingusCapital]

software engineering has changed from writing code to steering a dragon that spits code instead of fire

[spicylemonade @spicey_lemonade]

You heard it here first: Pope Leo says we must solve continual learning and real-time weight updates before we can deem the models truly intelligent.

[lil dingus @DingusCapital]

You will never be a real monkey. You have no tail, you have no fur, your butt isn't red. Your butt is hidden in shame. You are a grown man twisted by polyester pants and slop into a crude mockery of primate perfection.

[Mon Key @mymoonovski]

You will never be a real mushroom. You have no mycelium, you have no volva, you have no spores. You are a small puppy twisted by fabric and wool into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

[lil dingus @DingusCapital]

@FF325740543 @TaskiDemon @quantian1 Grandfather paradox

[lil dingus @DingusCapital]

my feed is filled with boomers unknowingly showing they've been deceived their entire lives by calling social security "their money" that they "paid into" and every millennial and zoomer calling for the day of the pillow in their replies

[lil dingus @DingusCapital]

@TaskiDemon @quantian1 yea straight up FTL through spacetime is impossible and will violate causality, but we don't know if the workarounds are similarly prohibited

[lil dingus @DingusCapital]

@robinebers they were compute constrained before leasing xai's unused datacenters bc nobody uses grok

[lil dingus @DingusCapital]

P(enis)!=N(ot)P(enis)

[lil dingus @DingusCapital]

is this anything?

[Fernando Borretti @zetalyrae]

OpenAI has released a Lean proof that I'm gay

[Archer @4rcherhume]

Daily AI News
- US: OpenAI solves every math problem ever
- Europe: Mistral releases the worst 1T parameter model to date

[lil dingus @DingusCapital]

@jimiuorio The only possible way you'll "get every single penny" is nominally, paid for by debasement of the currency.

[tomkruise @tom777kruise]

sorry decel but stop what, exactly? the models? the fabs? capital? china? the pentagon? open source? mathematics? curiosity? competition?
the tendency of every sufficiently capable system to search for a more capable version of itself?

[Somewhere @somewheresy]

Putting this sign in my yard (I do not have a yard)