Porter Dining Hall

UCSC Porter Dining hall Twitter account! Kasey from Oakes gave us 2 stars on yelp

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had a dream I bought fish at the grocery store, came home to find out it was alive and cried at the idea that I had to kill it. what does this mean? @POTUS

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didnt pack a book for my two day trip to LA. i’m tired of lying to myself like that

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@imso_tired mf gonna view and comment but not like my tweet? why dont you just grok the answer Luis

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how am I supposed to find love in this city if I cant even find a parking spot!

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I think I missed the day in film school when they taught us how to live with ourselves

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at the valkaries game. chugging our hennesy slushie and looking for apartments

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i’m definitely at a crossroads in my life rn but theres no way im asking chat gpt for advice. imma do it the old school way and pester all my friends until they think i’m crazy

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sf voted as one of the worst dressed cities and sometimes I walk out and think damn i’m not helping

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@korndawg_ u told me i looked like the statue of liberty and i see it now😳

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it’s “why am I like this” Wednesday. who’s with me?

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smoking that shit that made the mission impossible

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chillin at the airport bar thinking about so many things. like why didnt the lady id me for the drink? why is this negroni 21 dollars? I wonder if anyone is thinking about me. am I turning into my dad?

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i’m too beautiful to wait in the tsa line at the airport!! then again, I am brown…

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I feel like I need to start seeing someone and by someone I mean a dermatologist

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housemate just asked if the K in Kmart stood for Korean

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chillin in the bathroom at work trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with me

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oh my god what was in that cider, tequila shot, beer, and mai tai last night. this banh mi better save me!!!

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imma start telling people that they’ve met me at a mexican time in my life

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I want to try a morning movie. So I would start it around 5am while its still dark, and it would end around 7am as soon as the day begins. will keep everyone updated on how this goes