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i noticed a tiny little bug in my kitchen so i carried him outside to spare his adorable little life only for a spider to seize him seconds later
im no better than a shepard leading a lamb he raised for years to the slaughter... im a monster.... im just like my father...
Fun April fools day prank idea to pull on your significant other:
You (the April trickster): "hello dearest i want to give you one kiss"
The significant other: "that's very sweet of you dear"
You (the April trickster): April fools! i would like to give you two kisses"
@hoodheresies07 HAHA!!!!!!! this IS just like whwn when my WIFE is being annoying and i HAVE to hit her (she was asking for it i didnt want to) to teach her a leson haha!
ive been seeing nothing but hate for her design since she dropped and idk why shes so pretty.
anyone that hates her hates fun and women and toys and beauty and should kill themselves i think
i love sleepy princess but idk why everyone hates the character who suffered the most brutal character arcs and improved so much as a person, like look at him arch his back. you go grandpa.... throw it back sexy grandpa
My biggest conspiracy is that everyone lies on their assignments about knowing what theyre gonna do post grad.
Like OK TIFFANY you know you wanna be a Chief Associate of Creative Directions for LLBean with your shitty PR degree fuck you im giving you a 0 on the pier review
The War of the Worlds movie became infinitely better once I learnt the Amazon driver was played by the same actor as Rodrick Heffley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid. He also flew a delivery drone through an alien war zone and wore his Amazon hat to his childโs birth.
10/10 movie