I wanted to travel to see my parents, I get to the pack, they are telling me 50k night bus. Make I just send my parents 70k abeg.
APC don cast the country.
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One day we’ll realize Yamal is just another Ben Arfa. Good to watch, skillful & entertaining but would never be in the conversation with the greats like Zidane, Ronaldo, Neymar, Messi etc
Real Madrid won 15 UCL but didn’t do anything to them compared to what you did to them with your 5 UCL. funny.
You were getting smoked 8:2 by Bayern.
You bottled 3:0 lead to Liverpool.
You bottled 4:1 to Roma.
Played Europa League twice in the last 5 seasons and failing to win a UCL in over 10 years.
This season, you lost woefully to Chelsea, got smoked by Atletico Madrid and lost to PSG.
What did you actually do in the entire decade (10yrs)
Madrid only dont catch any smoke cuz they respect themselves. They are more focused on their clubs.
You know that episode of Rick & Morty where Rick reveals that there is an entire civilisation of people living inside his car battery who don't know that the sole purpose of their whole existence is to generate electricity to power a mad scientist's wacky space adventure car?
That is where Nigeria is right now, and that's why I am militant to the point of putting myself in trouble by talking about why Nigerians need to stage the most bloody and violent revolution Africa has ever witnessed. Because entire future branches of history are being wiped out because young Nigerians are trapped in an economy whose job is to make white people and a tiny Nigerian minority rich at the expense of 230,000,000 people like this.
This 19 year-old kid already has the sagging shoulders of a 47 year-old man with the world's weight on him, and he has already learned to not expect anything good to ever happen to him in life. All it took to show him a fork in his future trajectory was a fucking $47 tile cutting machine, and he's now going to hold on to this new opportunity and make a better life for himself - but there are literally millions of him out there that will never meet a benefactor, or that don't even have the skills needed to maximise this opportunity.
There is only ONE entity in any African country that has the power to carry out interventions like this in people's lives on a large scale - the state! A content creator can change one life like this and get viewed 10 million times, but a government can change 10 million lives like this without batting an eyelid! Only the government has the transformational capital and the incentive to do this in millions of lives!
That is why being led by people who don't work for you is a literal life-and-death matter! When we talk about neo-colonialism, this is what the fuck it is about! When you have a government installed by foreigners, which allocates billions of Naira in public revenues to enrich foreign intelligence assets like Gilbert Chagoury via transnational corruption schemes like the nonexistent "coastal highway" - this is the result!
Nigeria's money is not being used to invest in the lives and betterment of Nigerian people! It is being used to enrich white men in Washington DC who are already richer than God, with a fraction going to their local collaborators in Abuja! This kid and millions like him are the direct victims! Their future possibilities and bloodlines are being extinguished with poverty so that Peter McBillionaireStein and Matthew Von WhiteManBerg in Manhattan and London can increase their Q3 dividend payout by 15%. Neo-colonialism is not a victimless crime!
You are all living inside Rick Sanchez's car battery!
They will wait for Insecurity to happened, they will now tweet " I am Heartbroken by the .... bla bla". They will not take any action. Same thing all the time. 😞
The truth is simple
Nigeria cannot overcome insecurity if the government continues to act like a spectator.
We need leadership that responds, not one that waits for tragedy before pretending to care. Security is not about long speeches or visits after the damage is done but it’s about intelligence, accountability and decisive action.
The government must invest in proper policing, strengthen local intelligence, punish corruption within the security ranks, and prioritize the protection of citizens over politics. Nigerians are tired of condolences, we want competence. A government that cannot protect its people has failed.
It’s time to act right.