Breck

[Breck @Dinoguts]

I asked my mom to turn my light on and she looked to my lightswitch and whispered, "youre so good lookin." It was the weirdest thing ive ever seen

[debo @killmefam]

Headed to jail💯

[Elliot Coleman @elliotcoleman]

For $5 I will message your significant other for you and tell them that you contracted me to write this song about them. The song’s subject matter is not about relationships, but that’ll be our little secret.
https://t.co/vxaYHp4OkU

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

me asking my father if he will take me into the city to see a marching band

[debo @killmefam]

Pound for pound i am a really good connect four player

[Trevor Dunn @dunnatov]

I hate it when people remind me to drink water. WTF

[MrBungle @MrBungle]

Hmm, what's this?

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

So weird that this video that contradicts the leftist BLM narrative was removed from Twitter. Good thing I downloaded it first!

[Kool-Aid Man @koolaid]

#StaySafe

OH__________𝟔 𝐟𝐭___________YEAH

[Dillon Danis @dillondanis]

so apparently this dude said girls can’t fight haha, jiu jitsu vs everybody 👊

[billiam @BillRatchet]

rent due next week i'm boutta hit the strip club n steal some tips

[Tyler Cardon @TyCardon]

Peak privilege is farting (aggressively) on national TV, denying it, and believing you’ll get away with it. #fartgate

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

A country in which we only eat at restaurants where we agree with the owners’ politics -- when the owners’ politics does not affect anything happening inside the restaurant -- is a country that cannot survive as a unified entity.

[Randy Pitchford @DuvalMagic]

I am excite

[Sadie 🐒 @deadsadie]

made it through airport security with a mcrib in my backpack

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

we live in a society

[Breck @Dinoguts]

@MetallicFretz @ChurchsChicken

[Breck @Dinoguts]

What this country really needs is more videos of Trump absolutely demolishing Jim Acosta.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Incredible answer from @danawhite and the kind of truth about @realDonaldTrump that the media would never tell you.

“Everything that ever happened to me in my career, Trump was the first guy to pick up the phone and reach out to me.”

[Sadie 🐒 @deadsadie]

2 rounds in a row

“Dude....” LMAO

[Sadie 🐒 @deadsadie]

as long as everyone is complaining about it nonstop I will be using the 725 shotgun in Modern Warfare. while y’all are mad online I will continue to effortlessly shoot you one time and win