DinoRubble

A visionary with the capacity to take over the world... if only I didn't want to nap.

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@ConanExiles Hey folks, the graphics update looks great! When can we expect stable servers and a ping that doesn’t get me killed every time I get into a fight? I’ve been on roller coasters that didn’t shake me up as much.

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@ConanExiles Congratulations on the server merge, but since the merger completely locked me out of everything I’ve built and now I’ve lost all my thralls, buildings are degrading and my trouble ticket ignored, I get it: you don’t want me to play your game.

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Note to self: do not visit your favorite greenhouse during “Tomato-Rama.”

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@GigglingGanon I pause to wonder what her response would have been if he had replied, “Ma’am, the reason I am recording is because of my trauma and triggers?”

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@DJTSecurity911 @_Postive_Vibes I gather you didn’t actually read Starship Troopers…

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@HJNRose1 @JoyceWhiteVance All my favorite SCIFs have had windows.

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National Muffin Day? Don't mind if I do.

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@Captain_C2 @JustinOnimous @RepMichaelCloud Fascinating, in WA State the standard ID starts at $61 and enhanced ID at $103 with renewals at $20. But we’re also a vote by mail state so we provide all the needed documentation when we register to vote.

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Don’t ask me how I know, but I can eat a whole bowl of grapes.

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Penguin Awareness Day.
Has anyone warned Cumberbatch?

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Happiness is confirming the shoes that advertised themselves as "waterproof" were in fact, waterproof.

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This seems like an odd path if you’re pursuing a peace prize.

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A video game I was playing advised me not to “feed my horse a potion of endowment.”
Saying far more about me than I am comfortable to admit, I now desperately wish to feed said potion to my horse.

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@Dell What exactly would it take for a billion-dollar Corp to hire someone who can code a support program that doesn't take a half hour to install?

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The easiest position to hold is the one that costs us nothing to hold it.

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Overheard: When you believe the good things people say about you, you are obligated to believe the bad things too. ~ Shonda Rhimes

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Gloria Estefan has a Tiny Desk Concert and the internets didn't tell me?!?
You have failed this city, internets.
Shame. Shame. Shame.

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I'm sure this is only a me thing, but "now in apricot" may not be the selling point you think it is.

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I was checking out Starlink now that the dish is on sale and at a price point I’m willing to consider. Then I learn I’m in a Demand Surcharge area, for only $1000 I can ask for permission to join the network.
Elon has made me think Comcast is reasonable. Shame, sir, shame!

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YouTube is messing with me. By now, I’m used to ads in Spanish but German?
I can order drinks in German but targeted advertising (I own what the ad was trying to sell me)? If this going to become the norm, YT, I’m gonna need you to cover my Duolingo sub.