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Why don't I write more about myself? Because f@ck you, I'm Batman! That's why.

[Jono and Ben @JonoAndBen]

Not long till we start. How will the Guy/SonnyBill Williams saga conclude? Friendship? Brawling? Kissing? Find out at 10pm #JABAT

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@wayansjr Doog Thgin..... #PSYCH! Wake up suckah! Because all I hear is "myeh myeh myeh I'm a little b!tch". #TrippinBallsOffCaffeine

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I saw that going differently.... in my head. #LastNightWasCray #TryOneMoGain #NekWeek

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#WhatReallyTurnsMeOn The smell of bacon coming from the kitchen your lady friend is cooking up in the morning after a rough night. Aw mate.

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@ThatDudeMCFLY Hell to the no! That's like owning a dog that bites you, but can justify it!

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Hamboning will save your life some day. It'll be all like, "What? You tryna mug me!?", and then BAM! You flip this out. http://t.co/L4jcFq78

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Got some chips, got some dips...

[Damon Wayans Yunior? @wayansjr]

When too much air gets inside of my va-timeline, it tweefs. #LadiesKnowWhatImean

[Pax Assadi @PaxAssadi]

"im part scottish part irish part russian and i think i also have some canadian in me!"... Oh soooooooooo your white

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@thepaulego ".....ter. Miss-ter." Easy save. One could almost say a.... Pak'nSave! #AmIRight #BuhDumTss

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@benhurleycomedy I once counted the chips and separated them into 6 groups based on their relative size..... Motive unknown. #DoesThatCount?

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@AvatarKorra @KorraLegend This dude has said all of like 15 words within 10 seconds of one episode! #Dedication http://t.co/YRwkYfKL

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@Israel_Dagg15 Bro, I think your family's coming over for the weekend in Hams. #CleaningMyRoom because I'm a generous chap. Better win ;)

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#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithCoochie "The Fresh Coochie of Bel-Air"

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#ThoughtsAfterTheCondomPopped F%ck it, b!tches love kids.

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Some call me cheap, a bit of a free-loader, but I bought some cups for this old school soda! #OnARoll

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I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I gots some hummus for these MINI-TOASTS!! #RapStarInTheMaking

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#Meelo, you're my hero. http://t.co/mcNztpWf

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I'm not jealous..... #ImBatman

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Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool.
#CantSeemToGetOuttaBed