Dion

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Big shout out to Frank in Texas who thanked me because he found his keys

You're welcome Frank

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Focus on the people that matter the most.

[Dion @DionScotten]

Suit up..! 😄 @AviBrij

[Nik Rabinowitz @nikrabinowitz]

“@Zen_Moments: If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. ~ Woody Allen

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Coming soon: A New Hope..

[@alyndenzel @alyndenzel]

So the president commissioned a report on his own conduct and now he won't let us read it but he assures us it exonerates him? Sounds legit.

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

DO NOT RETWEET THIS... Unless you're a sexy beast.

[Jan Braai @janbraai]

This is how to spitbraai a crocodile, should you run into one of those on the loose. @GarethEdwardsSA

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

This just came to my mind.

[Dion @DionScotten]

@siasduplessis LOL -aCROCalypse..!

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Love letters: Man vs Woman

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Hey Craig!

[Dion @DionScotten]

Love Capetown

[Dion @DionScotten]

Haha - had to tweet this 😄

[Instagram: @roxyburger @roxyburger]

"Don't ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance and my kindness for weakness"

[Dion @DionScotten]

@AviBrij I can't believe we let that one slip 😄

[Jaco van der Walt @jaco_vanderwalt]

I'm so happy that we've got iTunes in South Africa now! Music sounds so much better when it's not pirated.

[Charlie Fripp @CharlieFripp]

So another "big announcement"has been leaked - this time it's #Metallica to play SA in April http://t.co/45gJ816S

[Sias du Plessis @siasduplessis]

Get well soon buddy - poor guy

[Yellow Pages SA @YellowPagesSA]

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” Looking for a bottle store? #WhatWhere Go To http://t.co/7ZBMgPKp