Here is what Dippy’s star man said to manager Bouch on finding out of being in division 2:
Chappers: “Really looking forward to showing what I can do in the division - haven’t had the chance to play in it before so ready for it. Keep the orange slices coming!” #Dippy4Life
Us Dippy’s would like a moment to take this time to address the fans and confirm we ARE turning down the invitation from the proposed European Super League. #DippyOrGoHome
@Jordthemeat@SkySportsPL@Donny_beek6 Donny if your interested in playing cold Sunday mornings on Bradley pitches and don’t mind playing left back then we can talk - also we have hand cut fresh oranges by our Caroline - DM us
@Dannyjewell11 Danny boy - we are looking for a striker and if you sign the lads have agreed you can take their Mrs or our Caroline on a date - Let us know bud 👍
BREAKING NEWS!!! We Welcome @JakeLofts to the management side tonight, here is what the manager Bouch had to say: “remains to be seen how long he will be involved as only shows up when his mates get a game.” #WelcomeLofts
It’s Friday and you know what that means... SIGNING ALERT 🚨 🖊 We are delighted to announce the prolific goal scoring - clean sheet cat Jack Chapman to the squad! #BrushYaTeeth
Who wants to play a game? After continuous questions revolving around who’s running the page we thought this was the best way to keep them guessing #GuessWho 🧐 ❔
We’re not done yet... Manager Carl Bouch is happy to announce the signing of Lewis Smith and had the following to say “Lew brings a lot to the club - we don’t know what that is yet” #WelcomeLewis