@sanguinefluidd Letting you know I logged onto my twitter on pc after deleting it from my phone and being absent for months just to reblog this because this is the most peak thing I've seen in months.
@hunter_hhhh no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, doggy
@kmb42600 You are absolutely correct. I personally kind of like it just because I enjoy having merch, but I also see why it could come off as "dead" in a sense?
@Sugahri I'm not good enough at memory matchup to be competitive but I think I would enjoy being a Pokémon groomer. Like using Pokémon-safe nail polish on a Chesnaught's claws. Or putting a bit of copper in an Armarouge's hair to make the fiery ponytail green for funsies.