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@ChimoEsport @Roaringliger1 @tablemon Except that that doesn't look like a mash shuffle. He appears to be taking 3-5 cards from the top and moving them to the bottom each time

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@NjZEO @CuddleFFXIV @wildstwawberry You're asking this stranger to "cite" something (I'm assuming you just mean explain their reasoning?) while you didn't explain yours, which is really fine if all you wanted was to yell at the internet.

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"you're sick for wishing death on someone"

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@Flicky0ps I'm a guy and more than half of my (former) guy friends would not stop hanging out with another friend who did some horrible things. You guys TALK about protecting and then do absolutely NOTHING when facing even the slightest confrontation.

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@Ranting_Trans Most people can. I suspect you found a few outliers

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@SaffronOlive I want to see if this and snapcaster mage is anything

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@JohSmi6153 @Sierkovitz If you are properly randomizing after, there was no point in mana weaving, therefore slow play.

If you aren't properly randomizing, it's cheating.

Time in tournament is a serious issue and I don't believe my opponent is weaving with no intention of making their deck better.

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@SaffronOlive I a little bit hate that "something else" and "see result" have been combined. The true answer is that it's a repeatable effect, a reference to isochron scepter (being a stick)

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@kriosuranous @MTGGoldfish @liiga_s_art @dib_nocturno Yes, but you won't win unless you put a +1/+1 on 5 separate dragons.

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@BenHolle @Jonnymagic00 The false positive rate is saying if 1000 people take this test, 50 will test positive regardless of actual status. We know that the disease itself has a 1 in 1000 rate. So we expect out of those 50 positives, 1 should be correct. The actual chance is ~2% if you show positive

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@PhilGood2Day @Juliansmagicacc They actually addressed all of that in the post. Had 6, needed 7. They also said that her alarming change of pace plus writing down life total changes was enough of a distraction to not see that she didn't tap enough initially.

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@allie_sunrise @shadybiev If you enjoy pasta, it's worth giving it another shot. 32 years is a long time to deprive yourself one of life's greatest pleasures because of some bad luck. I did the same thing after blowing chunks after having cake. Took me 10 years but I'm glad I overcame my issues with it.

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@TragikDesign @Mistakenn1 People at my store started streaming every now and then as well and they would record even our $10 buy-in proxy-legal 3-4 round tournaments. Some people just have that itch

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@OhHeyDJ You made a big impact on me, being a joyful, intelligent friend while we were playing games in a community not exactly full of either of those qualities. I hope that you find even a fraction of the good that you exude comes back to you this week. Things are fucking rough

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@kaibudde @TheWillHallExp I got this as well, and as a 6'4" nerd, it actually fixed a lot of my back problems.

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@funk_a_lunk @BoshNRoll I hope you grow enough to look back on this with embarrassment

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@TheGiggler412 @mtgcommander Now you sound like the salty kid

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@mtgcommander Honestly happy with these bans. A little disappointed that Thoracle or sol ring weren't hit also, but I get it.