Mr. C.B. 💚👒

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[Mr. C.B. 💚👒 @DirectorofTurf]

There's a certain breeze only racing can offer. It's light, clear, and like an unfettering tailwind. ―I'm Mr. CB! Pleased to meet you!

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[Mr. C.B. 💚👒 @DirectorofTurf]

@KoteiSama Hah, thank you.

[It feels funny to her, her chest lurching in a way she doesn’t want to understand as she shovers the gaping wound.]

Rudolf, you could always go faster. Hurry it up unless you really want me to die here.

[Oh, well. She’s insisting…?]

[Mr. C.B. 💚👒 @DirectorofTurf]

{{ OPEN INTERACTION }}

[Oh? What’s this! What a cute box! Whateverms inside will disappear by the end of the day!]

[One might call this C.B.’s cat… which C.B. is in the blindbox…? Do you take a look inside?]

[Mr. C.B. 💚👒 @DirectorofTurf]

@PioneerSuu {{ sorry for talking so much about the cb multiverse. they are very important to me.

[Mr. C.B. 💚👒 @DirectorofTurf]

@PioneerSuu Living free, happy with people who love her, coming to terms with everything.

The rest of us aren’t exactly the same. I wouldn’t say I’m not happy, but ah, I find the sea much more comforting than running on the turf. That’s one of many differences… Others… not very fortunate.

[lesbian vampire from outer space @GAMBLINCANNIBAL]

she’s been with me since the dawn of time. mind you. she hasn’t spoken to me in WEEKS . that’s the first thing she said

[Mr. C.B. 💚👒 @DirectorofTurf]

@TheAceOfSouls O K.

[How does she not have liver failure???]

[Mr. C.B. 💚👒 @DirectorofTurf]

i never thought running could be so exhausting until i met him.

[ً @aslovewept]

come & see me.

[Mr. C.B. 💚👒 @DirectorofTurf]

@KoteiSama …

[She does as recommended. Right at her heart, and it only keeps bleeding, flooding.]

[Unfortunately for both of them! She has surprisingly lacking knowledge of first aid!]

You took my heart. Of course I’m bleeding to death.

[Mr. C.B. 💚👒 @DirectorofTurf]

That’s my wife!! Vote my wife please!! Thanks!!

[Ari @MejMcQueer]

UMAYURI TOURNAMENT LOSERS' BRACKET ROUND 2 MATCH 12

Who is gayer, Katsuragi Ace or Gold City?

[ُ @grnte]

the last thing you need is to feel worse because you're not feeling something you're supposed to feel. you do what feels good to you.

[Mr. C.B. 💚👒 @DirectorofTurf]

@SmallTaleUma Oh! Yes! Of course! Don’t get me wrong, I’m still C.B., I just like pink more than my other friends!

We can go run! Right now!

[모브아저씨 @HFCS_is_back]

1시간째 그 무엇도 끝내지 못햇다는 사실이 ㅈㄴ구라같긔우ㅠㅁ

[Mr. C.B. 💚👒 @DirectorofTurf]

@PioneerSuu A run…

[Her smile grows.]

Definitely. I guess running with Speed… would be fun. But I haven’t actually talked to Speed properly before. Won’t Speed talk to me?

[Mr. C.B. 💚👒 @DirectorofTurf]

@TheAceOfSouls … i need 5 more beers.

[Mr. C.B. 💚👒 @DirectorofTurf]

@SmallTaleUma Awwww! Thank you!!

[Her cheeks flush very much pink when she mentions the others!]

Oh! Yes! ♪ You know my friends!! Hehe, yep!

[Mr. C.B. 💚👒 @DirectorofTurf]

… Whoa! That got wayyyy too serious! also, is kissing a clone of myself a sin @/threegoddesses

I dont believe in you guys buti have to know

ALSO if my evil clone has made several other clones who I lowkey like and wanna date is that a sin too thanks girls!!

[Mr. C.B. 💚👒 @DirectorofTurf]

…

You know, I think I personally let down so many when I was racing. I don’t really care, who cares… but, you know.

I’m not meant to let what other people say bother me, I don’t care. But I also kinda wanna know if killing myself is a sin? Whatever, nevermind.

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[THE THREE GODDESSES @3GsofUmas]

[COME FORTH, CONFESS YOUR SINS TO THE GODDESSES]

[Mr. C.B. 💚👒 @DirectorofTurf]

@KoteiSama … Fine.

[She doesn’t question it, the Rudolf she knew would have everything at the tip of Their fingers.]

Rudolf, come. Lead me, as you should.

[She skips over (somehow) with a soaring gait, miniscule red puddles still gather at her feet. Yeah! She’s on a time limit!]