It's always "Phobos is a homosexual!" or "Phobos is homophobic!"
You are all woefully shortsighted it's quite sad. I am homosexual AND homophobic. Men are to be deeply appreciated from afar, I will never let a fruit step within 30 feet of my office door.
Who in god's name is steve jobs? The scientists keep informing me he died a terrible death at the hands of ligma.
Surely an awful way for one's life to snuff out, but I simply do not care.