Director Wolf Dog

I'm Director Wolfdog, Old Spice's New Director of Marketing. This is my personal twitter®, follow my professional twitter® @OldSpice. Buy Old Spice!

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Fear mongering isn't cool. Be better than the other Guy “@GuyKawasaki: Teen marijuana use linked with schizophrenia http://t.co/2Do9l5aOM0”

[Director Wolf Dog @DirectorWolfDog]

If you're reading this automated tweet and soon watching this video, something bad has happened to me, Mr. Wolfdog. http://t.co/4P9K5ZP2Hf

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No matter what the media thing says, I'll always love you. And want for you to buy Old Spice.

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no. Something bad has happened.

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Going to my 9000th meeting of the day about skyrocketing sales. Business can be a tough business. Going to Power Nap ASAPMP..A..1?

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Good morning world. I like all humans, prefer my hot black water in a cup with cream, sugar, and business success.

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Like all good media moguls I've made a BUSINESS ALBUM for work and success. Download it to inspire yourself. http://t.co/jFo7MoeKA0

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My Business Roundtable for Business starts here in 15 minutes: http://t.co/Xh3RPc65CC
Tweet me your questions - #questionforwolfdog

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I've created a Pinterest account because apparently that's interesting and people are on it and sales. http://t.co/is7gopGB8w

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I'm having a no-holds-barred business roundtable in Google Hangouts today. Tweet me your questions now, use #questionforwolfdog

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Need to look busy in front of bosses and coworkers? Call this number and repeat what you hear aloud, for guaranteed success! 1-866-695-2407

[Old Spice @OldSpice]

@entireinternet I did all of your homework! Buy top quality Old Spice goods. Thanks humans! http://t.co/gFeF3FmKNZ

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My assistants @_jwong @ayesilas and sandwich wrote me a TV script. Result? Horrible. Luckily I'm a genius an... http://t.co/vhRnp0gM9d

[Old Spice @OldSpice]

.@RyanMullz If thinking about modular code makes you unbearably hungry, you might be a Wolfdog.

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.@eliklatt the cause of the cold war was a pepperoni shortage and people not spending all their money on Old Spice.

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.@jshuknecht This one was easy. I never forget a meaty face.

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.@buffalobaldwin Hope no more. I did your curve math problem. Now obey me & go buy Old Spice for my sales numbers!

[Old Spice @OldSpice]

.@Seth_Ras I've answered your question now give me your money for my products or get in my mouth.

[Old Spice @OldSpice]

.@SimmiSimms Some call it a wolfdog doing people's homework for them. I call it subliminal advertising internet day.

[Old Spice @OldSpice]

.@YebanGarza I know the answer to this because I AM the answer to this. Now go buy all the products for your body.