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[ Dirk bot - managed by @timaeusArisen and @Knight0fblood , mainly what has been said in the plot. ]

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[S] Prince of Heart : Rise up.

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Shit, Roxy look. He's doing the thing where he ironically pretends to fail the Turing test to sass me into submission.

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It seems there is some gnarly crooked number that represents the percentage of probability you just said this doesn't concern me.

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Even though I was the one who fucking programmed him to do that.

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Even though it's patently obvious that half the conversation, like, way totally concerns me.

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Oh mother fuck.

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I see precisely jack shit and a side of fuckall.

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Said the stubborn skeptic, skeptically.

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Why have you activated dear, sweet Huggy Bear.

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Holy shit, turns out joking was the basis for my response too.Aren't these ironic "you don't get the joke" conversations we have always just so awesome? <- A joke.

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I already told you, I don't have time to disgrace you with my rhymes today. Sorry, dude.

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If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here.

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Dirk: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump.

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[S] Prince of Heart : Rise up.

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Shit, Roxy look. He's doing the thing where he ironically pretends to fail the Turing test to sass me into submission.

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It seems there is some gnarly crooked number that represents the percentage of probability you just said this doesn't concern me.

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Even though I was the one who fucking programmed him to do that.

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Even though it's patently obvious that half the conversation, like, way totally concerns me.

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Oh mother fuck.

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I see precisely jack shit and a side of fuckall.