Dirk Patton

Author and Screenwriter.

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Anyone looking for a good book to read? I might have a suggestion or two.
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Nothing like starting the day being judged by your dog…

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The audiobook edition of Assassins: V Plague Legacy Part 7 is now available!
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The paperback edition of Assassins: V Plague Legacy Part 7 is now available for purchase in paperback
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Assassins, V Plague Legacy Part 7 is now available for purchase or reading with Kindle Unlimited!

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Audiobook and paperback coming soon.

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Everyone deserves a second chance

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Have you read The Awakening?

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Can you name the book?
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Are you ready for what come's next?
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@creator_grimm I’m still waiting for the next chapter of Grimm

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The Grimm Curse Trilogy

From the Creator of NBC’s Grimm. https://t.co/izYDP2qHlY

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@ianamikagautam Rotting flesh and gunpowder

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Unleashed, the first book in the best-selling V Plague series is FREE for download from Amazon for TODAY ONLY (25 June). Don't miss your opportunity to dive in to the most un-put-downable books you'll ever read!
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[Dirk Patton @DirkPatton]

Unleashed, the first book in the best-selling V Plague series is FREE for download from Amazon for TODAY ONLY (25 June). Don't miss your opportunity to dive in to the most un-put-downable books you'll ever read!
https://t.co/Qyfx6eht8u

[Dirk Patton @DirkPatton]

Unleashed, the first book in the best-selling V Plague series is FREE for download from Amazon for TODAY ONLY (25 June). Don't miss your opportunity to dive in to the most un-put-downable books you'll ever read!
https://t.co/Qyfx6egViW

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@elchandler Welcome to the party. Gregorian Chant to Viking Thrash Metal to Vivaldi, all in the same playlist

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@Shawn_Farash Give those demon spawn any quarter and this is what happens 😳

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@Shawn_Farash Pour a pot of boiling water into their mound. Cheap and easy and wipes out the whole colony without pesticides hanging around that kill beneficial insects

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@AuthorGFAllen 31

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LMFAO!

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🇨🇳 Hippo Tziumei launched a fart attack on tourists at the zoo — he fired a 15-second volley right into their faces.

The zookeeper tried to warn everyone, but he didn't have time.