The High Wife 😘💨

Productive stoner and loving wife. Follow me for the occasional laugh and/or aesthetic 💋

[The High Wife 😘💨 @Dirty_Joint]

How do only half the people I talk to know about the huge blizzard about to blow through tomorrow?

[The High Wife 😘💨 @Dirty_Joint]

This snow storm is gonna be so bad in Denver tomorrow I have no idea how I’m gonna drive to and from work

[The High Wife 😘💨 @Dirty_Joint]

Me hungover af rn

[The High Wife 😘💨 @Dirty_Joint]

My husband brought me lunch at work and holy shit my day is so much better

[The High Wife 😘💨 @Dirty_Joint]

GodDAMN my husband is sweet. He texted me this while I was running this morning 🥰

[The High Wife 😘💨 @Dirty_Joint]

I feel bad for people that can’t make choices for themselves, and therefore rely on everyone else’s decisions to move forward with their life. You may think you’re “doing it better,” but it’s really just sad.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Attempting to get as high as us might lead to extreme happiness and ultimate levels of cool.

[QUOTES & NOTES @jrodniexo]

Letting go means to come to the realization that some people are meant to be a part of your history and not a part of your destiny.

[The High Wife 😘💨 @Dirty_Joint]

How do I believe this if it’s the goal of everyone around me (except my husband) to simply make me miserable

[QUOTES & NOTES @jrodniexo]

You deserve to be happy.

[Lynette @MissLynette13]

Fuck this working full time shit.

[The High Wife 😘💨 @Dirty_Joint]

My toxic employee quit last night “effective immediately” because she knew she was getting a write up this morning. #GoodRiddance

[The High Wife 😘💨 @Dirty_Joint]

My motto.

[WEED N SNACKS 🍃🥨 @weednsnacks]

Stoners will smoke a blunt in the car to prepare to hike thru the woods so they can smoke a blunt in the woods just to go back home and smoke a blunt

[The High Wife 😘💨 @Dirty_Joint]

Yes.

[The High Wife 😘💨 @Dirty_Joint]

I really want to try alcoholic ice cream but I KNOW I’d eat too much too fast and black out 😅