Smoove Mike

Cut like a bag of milk but tougher than your fuckin dad. Juggalo and a black-belt. owner of many swords

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

Who’s Ed and why did I have to have sex with him I’m elementary school?

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

Luke Combs looks like he stinks

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

If you stand with Ukraine then name 3 of their songs

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

Give me a Glock in my rari and I’ll go shoot some Russians

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

That Euphoria show is a good show if you like seeing little boys get butt rammed and do drugs

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

I haven’t been making all these fake only fans accounts but I’ve promoting the shit out of them

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

How many nights a in a row can a man eat dominos and watch swamp people? Whatever the record is I’m breaking it

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

I heard if people bitch enough about the lockdown on their insta stories it’s gunna go away

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

Fuck Betty White

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

Long Live the Ruler

[Jeff Weiss @Passionweiss]

RIP Drakeo, the greatest West Coast artist of a generation, a legend who invented a new rap language of slippery cadences, nervous rhythms, and psychedelic slang, who beat life twice only to suffer the most tragic fate conceivable. The Ruler, once, always, and forever. 💔

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

I use to comment Drakeo lyrics on pornhub videos #PrayForDrakeo

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

I heard Patty Hajdu still wants to fuck

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

I never know how much handfuls of pasta I should fire in the pot cuz it always ends up being too much. So I put in a fuck load for good measure

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

I hate Pizza Hut so much I can’t wait to eat from there again next week

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

Gun to your head, you can either get vaccinated or we’ll blow your head off. But it’s your own personal choice so no pressure

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

It’s your own personal choice to get vaccinated but if you don’t you’re fuckin fired

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

If you post an insta story or snap story of a song, that’s song is now yours, You own that song, and you’re the only one who’s ever heard it. you basically invented the song good job your so cool!!!

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

Give it to me straight doc, how bad is it?? Plz tell me I’m going to die

[Smoove Mike @Dirty_Mike77]

Shout out to Porno for always holdin a mowfucka down