Danny

[crown @goldiescrown]

you could text back and forth with someone for 3 straight months and it will all end on a random tuesday

[RandyGoat 🐐 @RandyGoat]

Y'all know the Constitution says we're supposed to remove this current government, right?

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels having plans at 6 pm but it's 9 am:

[casey at the bat🏀🏆 CHAMPS @thebenchesclear]

tickets to see a bad baseball team play are like the only reasonably priced thing left in all of america

[Harry @hdwmovies]

the passage of time terrifies me

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

i lowkey fuck with how there’s no jobs and rent is infinity money and food is infinity money and fun activities are infinity money and every kind of side hustle is completely flooded and everyone’s angry and mean all the time

[Ray Youssef @raythewarchief]

We take so much for granted.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Maturity is realizing why older people enjoy sitting outside just to sit outside

[Danny @Dirtydanny2012]

@MLBGuyRocked Miss mlb players keeping the same dirty ass hat all season

[Danny @Dirtydanny2012]

Coachella is shot better than most movies these days

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

When you realize that the two most profitable businesses are war and illness, it’s easy to understand what’s going on.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Nobody saw me waking up at 4 am,
Nobody saw me up late grinding,
Nobody saw me working 3 jobs,

Because I didn't do any of that.

[KENNY KO @KENNYKANCELLED]

Choosing WW3 instead of arresting the rich pedophiles was a wild choice.

[iTamara @Real___iTamara]

I honestly thought that more people would wake up once they found out that the conspiracies weren't conspiracies.

[AutisticClips @AutisticClip]

Nick Fuentes sends a message to President Trump

“Go to the American people and say ‘This is happening, and if I die, you know who’s responsible.’ This is a country of 350 million people, all it would take is one act of bravery from a real leader, from a martyr, and people would lose their fear and probably rise up.”

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me in my late 20s when the third beers makes me yawn instead of feel a buzz

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I hated living in the US. It’s all about money and working. Can’t even take care of your health because you’re worried about money and bills all the time when you have no help. this is not how we’re supposed to be living

[AtnsMDX @AtnsXBT]

year is 2016:

- ai can’t replace you
- you enjoy vine app
- pokemon go is out
- stranger things first season is out
- you can affort a beer with your friends

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Tim Dillon just blasted the Epstein cover-up as “the worst lies ever.”

“The current White House position is: you wanted to know, now you know.”

“Yeah, they’re all fucking kids and killing them.”

“You feel better now?”

“There’s no investigations.”

“There’s no accountability.”

“Do you realize how much better the Iraq War was in terms of lies?”

“And those lies were bad.”

“There’s zero effort going into the lies.”

“Les Wexner’s out here going: I got conned by my best friend, the guy I worked with for decades, I had no idea what he was up to.”

“The Trump administration’s going: everyone is innocent in the thing that never happened, that there’s millions of incredibly disturbing and heinous files on.”

“Also, there’s files we won’t release, and we won’t do any investigations into any of these allegations.”

@TimJDillon

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

When the average homeowner is 58, or whatever it is, you lose this.