Mark Dellandre: Author

Reader, writer, arithmetic-er.

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

Let's see if we can collectively count to one million on this thread.
I'll start:
*ahem*

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[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

Now I'm on tiktok! Check it out, now! #TikTok https://t.co/nDLDKut0Dg

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

Hey all, the entire first season of my audiocom, "Cloak and Daggerheart," is on Spotify now. Listen to the whole season and tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good! Tell me! Tell! Te! T! !
https://t.co/kAdwjGcG4e

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

I think this is worth a repost. Listen to my audio sitcom (or audiocom, if you will) and enjoy some yuk-yuks.
#Audio #comedy

https://t.co/PDwdDI3dWt

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

Here's something I've been working on, enjoy this new episode of Cloak and Daggerheart.

https://t.co/PDwdDI2G6V

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

@cinemassacre Watching the latest episode all the way from the South Pole in Antarctica. You must have fans on every continent now!

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

https://t.co/c3JFjflRaK

Been a while since I posted, but watch a new episode of Cloak and Daggerheart! This has been a personal favorite episode to work on.

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

Guess the popular book by the last word in the story.

Some spoilers ahead, I suppose.

Today's book: Brother.

#Literature

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

This was a truly wonderful experience. Thank you, Millersville University for having me back.

[Millersville University @millersvilleu]

Meteorology alum @DirtyDell1985 '19 spoke to earth sciences students about his experiences as a #weatherobserver at the #SouthPole. He spent 10 months at the South Pole in 2022 and will return for another year-long stint starting this autumn. Thanks for coming! @MUweather

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

Food instructions: Bake for 10 minutes, turn over, then bake for 10 more minutes.
Me: Bake for 20 minutes, got it.

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

To all the grinches that steal Christmas gifts delivered by Amazon, I hope this year your heart grows 3 sizes and you fucking die.

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

I want to live in the Universe where the hugest smash group in the 80's were the Motels.

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

@sportsandtools You already follow the Phillies!

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

It's been a while since I posted. Light is coming back to the sky. Super exciting after months of darkness!

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

I haven't been on here in a minute, but I have a good reason. I'm currently working at the South Pole for the winter! It's a phenomenal experience.

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

@QTarantino_ On the surface, no. But all the science I had to learn along the way sure has.

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

@sexysportslover

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

I don't think there will ever be another movie quite like "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist."

[Mark Dellandre: Author @DirtyDell1985]

Imagine thinking "Watetworld" was the worst movie ever made. Young me was a jackass.