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@pelosischildren You don't know ball

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Seasoned Polisher: The organization has claimed the elusive Deuce Vaughn and unfortunately let go of QB Kirk Cousins.

Tough business.

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@Dru_lll Kendre Miller is getting all carries outside of the goal line. You don't know ball.

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Welcome to the seasoned polisher Deuce.

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5’5, 176lb running back Deuce Vaughn has made the Dallas Cowboys 53-man roster

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@Dru_lll might need him since jamaal williams is ass

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It's a tough business.

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NFL Youngboy: The organization has picked up Washington D and cut WR Donovon Peoples-Jones.
Tough business.

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Seasoned Polisher: The organization has picked up Atlanta D and let go of WR Hunter Renfrow.

Tough business.

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One Jets Drive: The organization has picked up Jacksonville D and cut TE Jake Ferguson.

Tough business.

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George Pickens you are my downfall as well as my saviour. Which will it be.

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James: Michael Mayer
Matthew: Christian Watson
Siri's Children: Jonathan Taylor
Seasoned Polisher: Jamaal Williams
NFL Youngboy: George Pickens
Down Bad FC: Breece Hall

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James: Michael Mayer
Matthew: Christian Watson
Siri's Children: Jonathan Taylor
Seasoned Polisher: Jamaal Williams
NFL Youngboy: George Pickens
Down Bad FC: Breece Hall

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Worst Pick on each team:
Molly Gobin: Jerry Jeudy
One Jets Drive: Chris Godwin
Mason: CeeDee Lamb
Brian: Tyler Higbee
Cam: Dak Prescott
GREEEE: Terry Mclaurin

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Sound off in the comments

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DARK HORSE BEST PICKS ON EACH TEAM:

Molly Goblin: Anthony Richardson
GREEE: Jahmyr Gibbs
Brian: Lamar Jackson
Mason: Alvin Kamara
One Jet's Drive: Brandon Aiyuk
Siri's Children: Tyler Lockett

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Matthew: Kittle
James: Kadarius Toney
Cam: Zay Flowers
Down Bad FC: Chris Olave
Seasoned Polisher: Keenan Allen
NFL Youngboy: George Pickens

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1. Matthew’s team
Jesus christ I must have fucked up the power rankings if tanzer is #1

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Power Rankings Thread:
11: GREEEE
Daniel, your team is ass. Stay at your desk. But you could get lucky like you do every year and win every game. Why’d you draft Brock Purdy dude? Jahmyr Gibbs is a DAWG though.

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shitty trade and you fuck yourself. Stick to your guys Andrew. (Mason’s drooling right now)