Dirty Pickup Lines

Suck this Dick, bitch. -Ghandi

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

Are you a doctor?

cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

Are you from Iraq?

'Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

Why are your legs fighting?

Let me help by keeping them apart.

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

baby are you Chapstick

because you're da balm

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

Roses are Red, Weed is greener

I think of you, when I touch my wiener.

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

Are you a termite?

Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

Do you run track?

Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...

"Nice ass!"

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

Do you mix concrete for a living?

Because you're making me hard.

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

Are you a doctor?

cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

Your face reminds me of a wrench,

every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

Do you work at Subway?

Because you just gave me a footlong.

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

Do you work for UPS?

I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

Wow! Are those real?

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

Are u a flight attendant?

Coz u gonna be plane wth this dick soon.

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

I hope your a plumber,

cause you got my pipe leaking.

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

I'm no weather man,

but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

There will only be 7 planets lets after I take you home tonight

I'll be destroying Uranus

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

Nice smile!

It'd look better if that's all you were wearing