Pokey

Want to see what I have under my shell?

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Colin Kaepernick stole my girl!!!!!

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I've already got diarrhea, so I may as well have Mexican for lunch.

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What can I eat that will make my cum taste like pineapple? And don't say pineapple. I hate pineapple.

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I'm back, Cunt Nuggets!!!!!

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@AtroposRFH Good news, I'm an excellent lip reader...vaginal lips that is...

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@AtroposRFH How did she say anything with my turtle dick in her mouth?

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@AtroposRFH why don't you ask your mother!

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@AtroposRFH "Shove this idol up your ass while I whip you!"...Wait a minute, that's not how it goes...

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Just for Fall, got a fresh pack of Pumpkin Spice flavored condoms. Who wants to burn through these with me?

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My thongs know what you did in the dark...lisp or underwear? You decide!

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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close #mysexlifeinmovietitles

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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes #mysexlifeinmovietitles

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Any Given Sunday #mysexlifeinmovietitles

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Dude, Where's My Car? #mysexlifeinmovietitles

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Fred Claus #mysexlifeinmovietitles

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An Inconvenient Truth #mysexlifeinmovietitles

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The English Patient #mysexlifeinmovietitles

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Monkey Shines #mysexlifeinmovietitles

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The Abyss #mysexlifeinmovietitles

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Carole Bob Ted and Alice #mysexlifeinmovietitles