Dirty Pickup

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

Looking for a scare? Quick, pull down my zipper! #monster #HappyHalloween

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

Your parents said not to eat too much candy; don't worry, I'll be feeding you something different #mycum #closebagopenmouth #HappyHalloween

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

I'll give you a treat; bend over and spread your legs #notricks #HappyHalloween

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

If you're looking for the bowl, stop while you're ahead; the treat is right here #mydick #HappyHalloween

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

My bedroom is like the Amazon rain forest; you're guaranteed to walk out itchy and wet

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

@thebonnierotten eating you out would probably be equivalent to licking the fat of the tastiest chicken wing in the land #iatethebones

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

Don't worry, if every shark died tomorrow, there would still be one Great White left #mycock #sharkweek

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

Are you good to go or would a shark find you if you went in waist-deep water right now? #SharkWeek

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

Are you a Great White? Cause you look like you want to swallow me whole #SharkWeek

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during shark week #eatenalive #sharkweek

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

Excuse me, but would you mind helping me? My cum seems to be stuck in my dick

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

There's no business like sticking-my-dick-in-your-mouth business

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

So, what should I tell Father we did when I go to confession later?

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

I hope you're a fan of Planter's cause you're about to have some nuts in your mouth #extrasalty

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

I could inseminate a small city by cumming in the shower

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

Women don't date me for my money, they date me for my money shot #bigspender

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

They call me the Cat Whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

Your mother want my cock for mother's day cause it's the gift that keeps on giving #mothersday

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

My pubes are more manicured than Augusta National right now #TheMasters

[Dirty Pickup @DirtyPickup]

I have a bag of potatoes back at my place #stpatricksday