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[Luke @lukeaaronmoore]

Hot take: I don't think you should be able to reserve a table in a pub, and certainly not for a big game. Do your doggies and respect the tradition - get there early or defer to the proper pub types and stand near the bogs, as befitting your fair weather pub status

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Look at him as a kid and you people think you can break such a character

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

£3.99 for a KFC Mini Fillet Burger which used to be 99p. They’ve lost their Kentucky fried fucking minds.

[Dre @ninedeuce]

I was today years old when I learned Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has a son that played basketball.

[Edinho. @EddyEddz7]

Ain’t it too hot for you lot to smoke? Take a break man.

[hala @SoundWavePapi]

Just keep the Golf and Passat

[R @rjb_1998]

Bloke at work who doesn't like football has just come up to me and gone "Have you seen this?!" and shown me the Leeds vs Villa goal controversy from 2019

[jerms @shaner_english]

I assure you that all 8 are actually in this picture.

[Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation]

Group stage is the best stage. The tournament is young, summer is young. You’re inundated with an endless marathon of games. All the teams, including yours, are in so anything can happen. Once you get to the quarters you’re reminded that it will all be over soon and you’ll die

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Local Man @DirtySprite0]

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[BOXT @weareboxt]

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[Barto @_barto1]

Just seen the best stat of the World Cup. That 5 of the top 8 ranked teams going into the World Cup have made it to the last 8, and the 3 who didnt are managed by Ex Everton managers. Fucking cursed we are

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Petition to bring back these.

[ُ @Asensii20]

Achraf Hakimi revealed that before the match against France, his mother called him and told him to put Morocco’s loss under her name. A real life saver ❤️👏

Morocco advance and Hakimi will play Spain in the semi-finals 🇪🇸

[Ellarhk @TheEllarhk]

@RobHarris Starmer called them up and they doubled it

[sam 🇫🇷🇧🇪 @sambrazy]

Not enough people remember this. Infantino hand selected Inter Miami to participate in the Club World Cup. Not the MLS champions, but Inter Miami.

They’re the only team that didn’t have to qualify

[#banfootball 🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇸 @whiteflagemoji]

This beg, YOU ARE FROM EAST LONDON!!!!!!!!!!! You grew up on £1 4 wings n chips you beg

[S H E E V @padre_palpatine]

Bro really got a lyric for everything.

[autist @litteralyme0]

im from the future

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

However badly your day goes, just remind yourself that at least you're not a policeman on a late shift in Paris tonight