♔ Kylo Ren ♔

❝ ᴬᶰᵈ ᴴᵃᶰ ˢᵒˡᵒ…ᴴᵉ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵈᶤˢᵃᵖᵖᵒᶤᶰᵗᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ❞ иєω ѕυρяємє ℓєα∂єя 「ωнєи тнє тιмє ¢σмєѕ, уoυ ωιℓℓ вє тнє σиє тσ тυяи.」#StarWars #TheForceAwakens #TheLastJedi

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

People keep saying I'm reaching out to Rey.
No.
I'm reaching for the burrito I just ordered.
I'm starving.
#StarWars #TheLastJedi #PlotTwist

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

@ThomasDownes8 I do my best.

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

Have a New Year!

Notice I did not say "happy". Just be thankful Hux hasn't blown up your star system yet. It could happen at any time.

#HappyNewYear #HappyNewYear2019

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

WHERE'S MINE?? WHY DON'T I GET A SIGNATURE RING?!

*Destroys stuff*

[Zalesjewelers @ZalesJewelers]

The Enchanted Villains collection has arrived, with exclusive styles you can only find at Zales. Which Disney Villain character are you channeling today?

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

@Dark_Side_Baker Possibly because I'd just taken a blaster bolt to the flank? Or maybe because i'd just murdered my father and was dealing with some pretty f***ed up emotions? Just guessing here. Shall I go on?

Sorry... Sore subject.

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

I'll have mine medium-rare, please.
#TheRoastOfSanta

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

#SuperheroFears Pretty much, me. And the epic cape-shrug.

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

I resemble that remark.

[Dark Lords | Monsters | Villainy | Sith | Books @darklordjournal]

By @FromHappyRock, for...well, you know who you are.

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

@crankydathomiri @StopWPrincess @Never_Ben_Again @Darth_VaderNo1 @TornRen_BenSolo @KyloRenRadio @radartech_matt That doesn't sound like something to smile about.

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

@KyloRenRadio @StopWPrincess @Never_Ben_Again @Darth_VaderNo1 @TornRen_BenSolo @radartech_matt I said smile, not snort coffee out my nose!

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

#IHoldTheRecordFor the galaxy's most magnificent hair.

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

#AvoidDisappointmentBy not having Han Solo as your father.

Too soon? Meh.

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

When the Imperial March automatically begins to play whenever I enter a room, I will know I have reached success.
#SignIAmOnTheRightPath

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

@stardust1006 I'll see what I can do to fix that.

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

"Pawn Wars:
The Last Checkmate"
#ChessMovieTitles

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

Starting off the day with my favorite coffee roast, "Black as my Soul."
#MorningMotivation

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

@GothR3y Rey, in my experience, the galaxy is chock full of A-holes, of every size, shape, and color.

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

How about if I "kindly" put about half the galaxy's population out of its misery? That sounds pretty kind to me.
#WorldKindnessDay

[♔ Kylo Ren ♔ @DisappointedSon]

@GothR3y Hmm... No, but he sounds like a real class A kinda guy.