John Keller is an Adjunct Professor of Law and teaches an advanced evidence course. Professor Keller is also the Principal Deputy Chief of the Public Integrity Section (PIN) at the United States Department of Justice. At PIN, Professor Keller investigates and prosecutes public corruption offenses including bribery and election crimes and supervises all of the cases in the section. Prior to working at PIN, Professor Keller worked as an Assistant United States Attorney, an Assistant Federal Public Defender, and as a litigation associate in a large law firm. What is PIN? Principal Deputy Chief of the Public
IntegritySection (PIN) at the U.S. Department of Justice. Mr. Keller leads the Section and its Election Crimes Branch, including the day-to-day operations of the Election Threats Task Force. He has since resigned and still teaches at Georgetown and works at TikTok.
The only animals that make orcas run away:
1. Humpback whales — they crash orca hunts, slap them with massive barnacle-covered flippers, and often drive them off (even when the prey isn’t another humpback).
2. Sperm whales — size + the “marguerite” defensive formation (heads in, tails out).
3. Long-finned pilot whales — smaller dolphin relatives that charge orcas and can make them flee from sound alone.
Apex predators… until these show up.
Shane Gillis on the night a skintight-pants stranger in Dublin tried to fight everyone, then got swarmed by five bouncers.
Shane Gillis: I got a good story. I was in Dublin this past week. The first night, we did a show and I brought my dad. We went to a bar with Brady Quinn.
Joe Rogan: Notre Dame legend.
Shane: We're drinking, and this Irish kid shows up in skintight pants and a button-down, completely wired. He swipes all the beers off the corner of the bar, reaches over Brady's shoulder and says to me, "Big fan, man." Brady gives him a look, the guy gets bumped a little, and immediately says, "You don't bump me." He starts doing his whole UFC thing. We had to break it up for 20 minutes.
Shane: I turn around and my dad is in the back going, "Ready, go." If my dad had died defending Brady Quinn in Dublin, he'd be a hero. A Viking's death.
Shane: Then the guy says, "Let's do a Jäger bomb." He shadowboxes the whole time he talks. "Body shot, liver, straight to your face." You can't flinch. He says he trains with McGregor. Then he says, "You're a Nate Diaz guy, aren't you?" I realize this guy is going to beat me up in Dublin for being a Nate Diaz fan.
Shane: The next night, we're in the green room and he just walks in. Brady looks at me like, why did you invite this guy? I didn't. We head out, and every bar is closed, because bars in Dublin close at midnight. He leads us to one that he says is great. The second we walk up, a bald bouncer walks out and punches him in the face.
Shane: This whole time, he's been saying he'll knock out anybody. Five bouncers swarm him. He gets his ass beat, he's bloody, he breaks away from all five, runs down the alley, turns, squares up at them and runs off again.
Shane: Best guy I've ever met. Dublin is fun. Vicar Street rules. The crowd yells the whole time, but they're funny. I had my beer on a speaker, it fell off, and they went nuts.
Five bouncers, one alley, and he still squared up before running.
🚨🚨BREAKING: WARNING🚨🚨
THERE HAVE NOW BEEN MORE THAN 25 REPORTED FIGHTS BETWEEN #RAIDERS AND #49ERS FANS FOLLOWING YESTERDAY’S GAME IN SAN FRANCISCO.
A 10-MINUTE VIDEO COMPILATION SHOWING THE BRUTAL AND GRAPHIC ALTERCATIONS THAT TOOK PLACE.
😳😳😳
Under cover sting busts crash scene solicitor “pirates,” accused of duping drivers into having vehicles towed, accepting other services. #7News invited to ride with troopers during takedowns. @wsvn#Exclusive story:
🚨🚨THIS IS THE CRAZIEST FIGHT YOU WILL EVER SEE🚨🚨
#RAIDERS AND #49ERS FANS GOT INTO AN ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL BRAWL, WITH MULTIPLE FANS GETTING KNOCKED OUT COLD AFTER TAKING VICIOUS PUNCHES.
FANS WERE LEFT LYING ON THE GROUND, WITH BLOOD EVERYWHERE.
WOW😳
Dude people are so creative.
I just randomly scrolled across this on TikTok and the caption was:
“Dana White as White House press secretary”
I am dying hahahaha