Carl Wheezer

🌙 autizzy narcoleptic, always snoozin' post-finale 🎭 | horror freak, cozy gamer, & art junkie 🎬 | a lil mix of oops, haha, and whoa

[Carl Wheezer @DiscoTardigrade]

Why do y'all wanna see my titties so bad
I'm literally just a guy

[Carl Wheezer @DiscoTardigrade]

Ready for the holidays?

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I'm not dead yet
Just moved into a new house

[Carl Wheezer @DiscoTardigrade]

@xodovexo I make mine

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@1chrismcg Genuine question, but is it difficult to connect with an age gap like that? My buddies used to date 20-23 when they were late 20s and even they said that they never had anything in common

[Carl Wheezer @DiscoTardigrade]

@WizardOfDenial I'm sorry you're having a rough time love

[Carl Wheezer @DiscoTardigrade]

My life has kinda been shit which is why I disappeared

Sorry

[Carl Wheezer @DiscoTardigrade]

I ain't got much to offer but it's something

[Carl Wheezer @DiscoTardigrade]

I had a dream that I bullied Elon Musk and he took me to a party where I bullied him more

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Halloween Pup

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@ImWitWatEver @cantimpressjade Totally fair 🤣

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@ImWitWatEver @cantimpressjade I'm a lady 😭

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@cantimpressjade

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Coming across a viral content creator who's known for his "huge dick" and thinking "Wait, what's the big fuss about?" Then realizing your boyfriend might be packing some major heat is quite a funny experience.

Anyway, I leave for New Jersey tomorrow to make some b/g stuff

[Carl Wheezer @DiscoTardigrade]

Still healing from my heart attack but I'm looking good ❤️❤️

[Carl Wheezer @DiscoTardigrade]

12 days to my birthday

[Jadelive @cantimpressjade]

5 seconds?

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