Cashier was uneasy about selling me cough medicine without my ID. Lady I’m almost 40. If I was gonna get messed up on cough meds I wouldn’t have to spend so much money on vodka. Ring me up.
Just remembered my kid lost a tooth today and now I’m laying here waiting for him to fall asleep and I’m so tired and this is why parenting is torture.
8- Mom can I put my Orbees in the tub?!
Me- Sure but take them ALL out. No complaining that there’s too many!
8- OK!!
*25 mins later*
8- MOM THERES TOO MANY IM HAVING A HARD TIME!
7-Mom my leg randomly started bleeding in the shower!
Randomly? Did you try shaving?
7-no!
You sure you’re not lying?
7- well I’m not lying but I did shave, just not that spot...
7- mom can we go for a walk?
Me who just got home from work, made dinner, made lunches, did dishes and laundry and just sat down- no I just sat down.
7, annoyed- you’ve been sitting down for like 5 minutes mom...