Travis Schmatjen

[Travis Schmatjen @DiscoZombies]

Russian garbage… American aircraft only have 2 buttons “Fly” and “Kill”

[Imanol @ihargom]

Por cierto:

Sabéis por qué los soviéticos ponían ese color tan “cool” en sus aeronaves?

[Imanol @ihargom]

Por cierto:

Sabéis por qué los soviéticos ponían ese color tan “cool” en sus aeronaves?

[Travis Schmatjen @DiscoZombies]

Josh Brolin should be the next J. Jonah Jameson @Marvel Bitch I said it

[Grinch @Uncatfishable]

America can’t be saved. Far too many stupid people who don’t know they’re stupid and would rather die than learn anything.

[PropaGandalf 🌾 @xghostnotesx]

Imagine being the head of the FBI and helping to orchestrate a false flag to save the president’s political career but it just results in your girlfriend getting dicked down in a supply closet and reported on national television

[Travis Schmatjen @DiscoZombies]

“God designed that shit to float and dangle, Man’s hubris decided it must be contained…”

My take on modern underwear

[shivers @thecroakerqueen]

that cat FUCKED HIM UP

[Travis Schmatjen @DiscoZombies]

Where do you think Lou Bega is going to go when he dies?

[Travis Schmatjen @DiscoZombies]

But when I do it I’m a creep…

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This turtle behavior, often called “claw fluttering,” is a courtship ritual where a male rapidly vibrates or waves his long front claws near a female’s face to attract her

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

a little too real for me jibjab hot dog

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

“How can you stand against your own nation?!”

First of all, this isn’t a nation, it’s a slave colony

Secondly, the government is standing against its own citizenry

Thirdly, my loyalty is to humanity

[Airi 𐙚 @airivelle]

people who get 0 likes and still keep posting are built different fr

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

LMFAO THIS JUST MADE ME BELLY LAUGH IRL BRO EVERYONE AROUND ME STARED AT ME BLANKLY. 😭

[Travis Schmatjen @DiscoZombies]

I’m not being hyperbolic when I say if I don’t squeeze some real life tittys the next few months I’m going to lose my will to live…

[Travis Schmatjen @DiscoZombies]

Why did they bother to give Spider-Man a new face but Mary Jane is still busted? #PS5

[Gecqua stan account @ansamenow]

Since everyone is discussing British girl groups, I wanna bring up one of the worst ones with possibly the worst debut single ever released by one 😭

[Travis Schmatjen @DiscoZombies]

What the fuck is this song… it’s so good @elonmusk

[ADA @Uc_heyy02]

The Hound didn’t fight to win.
He fought because he couldn’t live in a world where his brother still did.
That’s what real hatred does.

[Travis Schmatjen @DiscoZombies]

“ChatGPT make an image of Stephen Colbert as a modern MAGA country music star and title it Stephen Cold Beer”

JK FUCK #AI

[Travis Schmatjen @DiscoZombies]

Just cast Deborah Ann Woll as Faye you gutless pricks #Amazon