DP✌🏼

I think the most important thing to know about me is that I am 87% David Rose and exceptionally bad at Twitter... so this could get ugly. She/her.

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

My 10-month old son just put a blueberry puff directly into my mouth and it honestly feels like his highest honor has been bestow upon me. 🥹🫐👶🏽

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

@sowegaCat @SenatorWarnock I live in GA if you need a place to stay, home cooked meal, or ANYTHING!

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

And repeat 3x a day, 7 days a week, indefinitely. 👍🏼

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

*makes nice meal*
*kid throws meal on floor and laughs*
*dog is very happy*

[Sam Hoadley-Brill @deonteleologist]

Sometimes people give me shit for comparing the talking points of right-wing media and politicians to those of the KKK.

I want to say I’m sorry: they’re not comparable, they’re actually identical.

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

RIP to the best Keeper of Keys and Care of Magical Creatures Professor that Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has ever seen—Rubeus Hagrid. Known to muggles as Robbie Coltrane 💔💔

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

@PandorasDaydrm 😏😘

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

@PandorasDaydrm RIGHT?! Like living in a cave or something! We love our Auntie PD!

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

@PandorasDaydrm Oh what a LOVELY birthday wish! Thank you, thank you PD! Scary to think how things would have been if you’d chosen differently! How blessed we are!!! ILYSM! 😘💙😂

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

TW- religious trauma.

But this is also fucking hilarious and spot on. Ain’t no hate like Christian love, y’all.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This is HILARIOUS!

Republican Jesus is the funniest thing you will see on this site ALL DAY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

My sweet friend. You’ve done beautiful work! Be proud. I know I am. 💙

[Mallory Nees @The_Mal_Gallery]

Josh Hawley running away to a variety of soundtracks.

Pt. 1: Chariots of Fire #January6thCommitteeHearing

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

@PandorasDaydrm Fucking what?! Absolutely not. We ride at dawn. Reported and blocked and cursed and hexed. I’m so sorry, friend. ILYSM. Sending all kinds of very long hugs. 🖤🖤

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

Can anyone help? I have a tattoo in mind. I have done research & I don’t think what I want to get would be considered cultural appropriation of the Indigenous community, but I’d like to connect with someone within that community in order to be sure. I’d be so grateful! Thank you!

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

Welcome to America where a corpse has more fundamental rights than a woman and a clump of cells are offered more protection than school children.

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

Could someone please tell my son that a proper nap would 1- make him less tired and fussy & 2- make me less tired and fussy? #MamaNeedsSleep

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

Confused (but not surprised) by the fact that Oklahoma softball is currently being praised during a game between Texas and Arkansas. Softball announcers are the actual worst. #WCWS

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

Today was one of the BEST days! Thank you PD for the way you love me and my family!!! ILYSM! 💙💙💙

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

@PandorasDaydrm ILYSM! Thank you for the way you love me and my family! Levi loves loves loves Auntie PD 💕💕

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

@PandorasDaydrm @ticketB13 Honestly, fair to assume I was being a smart ass.. but this time I was not. I have heard the song but I had not heard of Juice Nation. 😬😬😬

[DP✌🏼 @Disgruntled_AF]

@PandorasDaydrm What is…. Juice Newton? 😬