Dusty Dishes

Random gourmet food generator.
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A German dish:
Hamburger helpers burned in a separate container than
blueberrys for twenty-two seconds.
Served in a boat.
Overdone, ~UwU~

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A Chinese dish:
A cherry smoked widdershins of
a banana for thirty-eight seconds.
Served in a food truck.
Dry, ~UwU~

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A Czech dish:
A meatball in a sauce pan inside of
a meatball for thirty-three minutes.
Served in a Michelin Star restaurant.
Raw... NOT.

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A Mongolian dish:
Green beans stir fried with
quails for twenty-nine seconds.
Served in a Michelin Star restaurant.
Diseased, ~UwU~

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A Somali dish:
Chicken salads air fried underneath
a chicken for twenty-eight seconds.
Served in an airplane.
Raw.

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A Ukrainian dish:
A linguine noodle baked widdershins of
pork ribs for thirty-seven hours.
Served in a community potluck.
Salty, so to speak.

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A Mongolian dish:
A broccoli in a pot with
raspberrys for forty minutes.
Served in a place which is neither here nor there.
Fantabulous!

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A Japanese dish:
Oranges flambeed overtop of
bagels for seven minutes.
Served in a home.
Gourmet... NOT.

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An English dish:
A tater tot ignited widdershins of
gooses for four moments.
Served in a place which is neither here nor there.
Delicious, ~UwU~

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An American dish:
Pears in a crock pot underneath
a beef for thirty-five hours.
Served in an airplane.
Like a prize from a Cracker Jack box?

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A Czech dish:
Pears seared in a separate container than
a tater tot for twenty-five weeks.
Served in a mariott hotel.
Sweet.

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A French dish:
An onion in a pot underneath
a chicken wing for twenty-seven minutes.
Served in a Michelin Star restaurant.
Salty~

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An American dish:
Lambs covered in
a chicken wing for five minutes.
Served in a boat.
Delightful.

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A French dish:
Cucumbers poached overtop of
a duck for nineteen minutes.
Served in a bed.
Fried.

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A German dish:
Watermelons toasted with
corn cobs for twenty microfortnights.
Served in a street stall.
Hot and Spicy, so to speak.

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An American dish:
A calzone sizzled widdershins of
breads for thirty-five moments.
Served in a prison.
Delectable.

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A Yugoslavian dish:
Eggs slow-cooked underneath
a pot pie for five hours.
Served in a prison.
Crispy!

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A Ukrainian dish:
Pork ribs slow-cooked widdershins of
lambs for thirty-four moments.
Served in a food truck.
Dry~

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A German dish:
A green bean in a crock pot in
a cherry for three hours.
Served in a street stall.
Gross!

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A Czech dish:
Pringles flambeed inside of
pork ribs for eight moments.
Served in a bar.
Frozen... NOT.