DrKLaugh 🇺🇸🍊💙🖤

Happily retired AssocResFellow, CloroxHealthcare. Conservative Patriot #MAGA, 〽️ & Tigger fan! You will become more tolerable after my morning coffee😊

[GregGutfeld @greggutfeld]

I just watched a long video about being an unbiased juror. I thought it sucked.

[GregGutfeld @greggutfeld]

Currently in a big room for jury duty. I feel compelled to nominate myself as jury foreman immediately. Then later tell them I’m guilty of the crime they’ve accused the defendant of. I learned this from Clint Eastwood.

[GregGutfeld @greggutfeld]

No air conditioning in this place. Jesse got better treatment when he was detained in Turkey for shoplifting hair plugs.

[GregGutfeld @greggutfeld]

I think I would be perfect for jury duty because I can tell if someone is guilty just by looking at them.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Just months before 9/11, the World Trade Center's lease was privatized and sold to Larry Silverstein.

Silverstein took out an insurance plan that 'fortuitously' covered terrorism.

After 9/11, Silverstein took the insurance company to court, claiming he should be paid double because there were 2 attacks.

Silverstein won, and was awarded
$4,550,000,000.

[GregGutfeld @greggutfeld]

Jury update: no paper towels in the bathroom. Hand cleanser empty at all spots. None of the clocks are set at the right time. My yelp review is going to be scathing.

[Tom Leonard @TomLeonard28]

DTE recently received a $242 million rate hike and is now asking for $474 million more. Consumers got a $276 million rate increase and now want another $456 million. Each increase would be nearly 10%. How is this justified?

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

When the Noble People of Islam extinguish your civilization, please remember that they are the victims.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

In the same week a Pakistani rape gang leader is freed back onto the streets of Rochdale after serving a tiny sentence for dozens of rapes of British children.

Fully grown African men are running onto people's properties in the town to slap their children.

I don't care if these kids "annoyed" him, take it up with the adults you fucking wrong'un.

[🇬🇧 Suze 🇬🇧 @WeLeftTheEUSSR]

These are the people working to destroy us:

⚫️The UN

⚫️The EU

⚫️The WEF

⚫️The WHO

⚫️The Fabian Society

⚫️The Blair Foundation

⚫️The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation

⚫️The Clinton Foundation

⚫️George Soros

⚫️The Rockefellers

⚫️The Rothschilds

⚫️Blackrock

Any others?

[Died Suddenly @DiedSuddenly_]

Houston officials have just announced that two more Flock surveillance cameras were taken down yesterday. That brings the total to four in just three days.

Thankfully the public have been flooding tip lines with obvious explanations such as “the cameras are succumbing to heat exhaustion.”

[The SCIF @TheSCIF]

Seth Rich was murdered and Robert Mueller, the Clintons, and John Podesta have their fingers all over it.

NEVER forget Seth Rich.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Trending this morning!

Remove Senate Majority Leader John Thune!

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

We demand proof of life of Mitch McConnell.

And “trust me bro” I talked to him, doesn’t cut it.

[Heather Dow @PatriotPostGirl]

The DOJ warns Jocelyn Benson that if she knowingly keeps non-citizens on Michigan’s voter rolls, it could lead to criminal charges.

Meanwhile, Jocelyn Benson called Republican S.O.S. nominee Anthony Forlini “reckless” for uncovering…

🆘 (Sept. 2025-Jan. 2026) 239 self-identified non-citizens summoned for jury duty over a four month period in Macomb County (Sept. 2025-Jan. 2026)
🆘 14 of those 239 non-citizens in Macomb County were registered to vote at some point with 10 of them still active voters on the QVF at the time of the check
🆘 In the first quarter of 2026, 198 non-citizens self-reported for jury duty in Macomb County with 7 of them registered to vote on the QVF

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

There are ZERO reasons for the USA to have even ONE MUSLIM.

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

In 2024, I told Clacton that I would fight for them against the establishment.

They are trying to destroy me for it — but I will never stop.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

I didn’t get cheated.

You did.

[Bannon’s WarRoom @Bannons_WarRoom]

BANNON: They're starting to squirm before the release of declassified information on foreign involvement in the stealing of the 2020 election.

If we can't expedite the SAVE America Act, then the president has an obligation and a duty to declare a national security emergency and protect the vote!

[DrKLaugh 🇺🇸🍊💙🖤 @Disinfector]

@MarkJCarney