Patty Kiernan

Crazy Stats Professor, I am.

[Jim Shull @JimShull]

This is likely a good time to prepare your resume if you seek an internship at Walt Disney Imagineering. Due to the move there may be a need for staff. #WDI #TWDC

[Patty Kiernan @DisneyMath]

Boosting the signal: This is a great organization that helps students in need. If you can help please make a donation today!

[Middlesex College @MiddlesexCollNJ]

"...I stumbled over many [obstacles] myself, but I also know that when there is support, students can reach their fuller potential." - Patty Kiernan, Adjunct Math dept. and Alum '05

Tomorrow is Giving Day! Please consider donating a gift here: https://t.co/ygkpU1XdHw

[Patty Kiernan @DisneyMath]

@LenTesta Why is Buzz more expensive than Space Mountain or Big Thunder? What's their pricing algorithm based on?

[Patty Kiernan @DisneyMath]

@JulFromFL @LenTesta I’m Irish American if it’s not boiled to death, it tastes great.

[Patty Kiernan @DisneyMath]

@allabouttroy @LenTesta If you remove the pan from the parameters of the equation you do not have to stack the lasagna

[Patty Kiernan @DisneyMath]

@LenTesta Yep 👍

[David Leonhardt @DLeonhardt]

This table from @ashishkjha tells the story:

(8/x)

[Patty Kiernan @DisneyMath]

@PressSec Will the White House be pushing for any relief for college students as a part of aid packages? There's an entire demographic of 18-23 yr. olds attending 2 year colleges that are regularly left out because an assumption that all college students still live with their parents.

[Patty Kiernan @DisneyMath]

As of Jan. 1, 2021, Middlesex County College is now Middlesex College.

[The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 DOTUS Fans @TheOvalPawffice]

🐾Our first day at the WH #PawsRelease

[Patty Kiernan @DisneyMath]

@Redrisa10 ::hugs::

[Patty Kiernan @DisneyMath]

I wear a mask because I don't want to be responsible for getting you sick.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Wearing a mask isn't a political statement — it's a patriotic duty.

[Middlesex College @MiddlesexCollNJ]

The MCC Food Pantry is now offering frozen meals for students in need!

The MCC Cares Food Pantry is a free resource available to all current MCC students. Create an appointment 👉https://t.co/MAbNrJqaOu

Read more 📲 https://t.co/LfFNhR0A77

#middlesexcountycollege #foodpantry

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

Thanksgiving is one week from tomorrow.

This is not the year for a big family gathering.

Mississippi State Medical Association President Dr. Mark Horne put it very succinctly: “We don��t really want to see Mamaw at Thanksgiving and bury her by Christmas.”

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

#COVID19 UPDATE: New Jersey has 2,043 new positive cases, pushing our cumulative total to 254,595.

We’re still in the middle of a pandemic and need everyone to take this seriously. Wear a mask. Social distance. Wash your hands. Use common sense.

[Len Testa | mastodon.social/@LenTesta @LenTesta]

Me after two bags of chips and guac last night.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Keep the faith, guys. We’re gonna win this.

[Patty Kiernan @DisneyMath]

In the last 24 hours NJ has added: 62 more hospitalizations, 16 ICU patients, 5 people on ventilators, and 14 confirmed deaths. We're at the late June levels of hospitalizations (1,010) and our positive test results are where they were in early May (1,682). #WearAMask