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[Disney World @DisneyWorldGo]

@Amazing_2021 @WaltDisneyWorld @shopDisney Sorry to hear your are disappointed JK. We did close the Discovery River Boats in Animal Kingdom for racial reasons. In 1999. They were wrong then and they'd be wrong now so we stand by that decision. Looking forward to seeing you in 2023!

[Disney World @DisneyWorldGo]

@DisneyParks @Disneyland @shopDisney Talk about adventure! Everyone Carl's age gets a special adventure when they come out to buy the latest Up merch! They are 220x's more likely to die from Covid here in Florida where we have no statewide Covid protection and prohibit local government from even trying to stop it!

[Disney World @DisneyWorldGo]

Calling all chubby chasers! Disney Parks is thrilled to welcome all you "husky" couples for some St. Valentine's inspired gorging! Grab your favorite boar or sow and get them down to the parks to fatten up all of your favorite parts!

[Walt Disney World @WaltDisneyWorld]

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and our chefs and candy makers from around the world have been busy creating fun and delicious offerings to celebrate this season of love! ❤️ Take a look: https://t.co/iipPCf7mag

[Disney World @DisneyWorldGo]

While we are still WAY too uncomfortable with any of our princesses dating a black guy, we are proud to honor "Black History" and promote our newest animated film by putting a small museum exhibit off to the side of a waiting area of a sparsely visited attraction. #kidslovejazz

[Disney Parks @DisneyParks]

Coinciding with and extending beyond February’s Black History Month, these new @WaltDisneyWorld Resort offerings will honor Black heritage and culture through music, food, art and more: https://t.co/lMOyhWnP7U

[Disney World @DisneyWorldGo]

@WaltDisneyWorld Incredible Tip Number 4: Stay out of theme parks during a pandemic until your family is vaccinated! Did you know 433,000 people have died in America alone? Stay home. Stay health. Going to a theme park now would be goofy!

[Disney World @DisneyWorldGo]

Due to the racist undertones in Lilo and Stitch, the film in which we failed to emphasize a native family was being split apart by the imperialist Western regime, we are today announcing Stitch's Great Escape will remain closed indefinitely.
#wrongthenwrongnow

[Disney World @DisneyWorldGo]

First Tip: Find a state that will let you own your own city. Not only does this keep taxes down it keeps away pesky regulations and lets you do your own investigation when someone has an "oopsie" on a ride!
#DisneyTips

[Walt Disney World @WaltDisneyWorld]

CEOs recently shared their entrepreneurship tips during the Disney @DreamersAcademy Virtual Program Series. Read more about this inspirational program in part two of our “Chasing Dreams” series. https://t.co/ibgIMwu1z8 #Be100

[Disney World @DisneyWorldGo]

We have listened to our fans! We are forever closing Hall of Presidents for obvious reasons. Join us in Liberty Square this spring when we open our newest attraction: GREAT MOMENTS WITH MR. EISNER!

https://t.co/8ySh6u3SoO

[Disney World @DisneyWorldGo]

Taking our cue from @EricIdle we invite you to join us this fall as we replace Journey Into Imagination with THANOS: THE RIDE! Come watch Thanos snap the annoying dragon of the past 18 years and the original charming dragon straight out of existence! #ForgetFigment #Avengers

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

The reason I don't remember Figment is because I never met him/she/it. I filmed Honey I Shrunk The Audience in LA and attended the Opening in Fla and after that they kept asking me to do more voice bits, and then play the Moon to a Sherman Brothers Song. I never saw the ride.

[Disney World @DisneyWorldGo]

We are excited to announce that starting this fall ALL Jungle Cruise skippers will be replaced with the popular narrator from Epcot's Living With the Land!

https://t.co/rrvXwcBDua