Calvin Barnes

formerly @voiceofcal
R.I.P. @voiceofrita

No small talk. I want to talk about the meaning of life. I'm here to expand my mind.

Enemy of the state 🏴‍☠️

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

Saying goodbye was hard, but I had to tell the world who she was. @VoiceofRita

She cared like no other. She listened and she healed. She was the one everyone turned to when they were at their lowest. She gave hope to the hopeless. My Brooke was an angel.

Fly high baby.

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

@snack_butt_ You're glowing ✨️

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

@ellabosslady_ Umm..if someone tells me they have a penis, I believe them. 100% of the time ���🤣

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

The biggest brag I have in life:

I raised 2 daughters who are kicking life's ass. They make this shit look easy.

I never raised my voice. I never punished either of them. My oldest left for college on full scholarship at 16, younger is on same path.

I did 1 thing right.

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

@Jexxie Same 😍

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

@KylaMaggots Text me instead

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

If 2026 doesn't turn me into a super villain, I'm absolutely expecting a Nobel Peace Prize.

I'm laughing at life and I want some credit that I'm not climbing a clock tower right now.

So recognize 🤣

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

@Jexxie He's probably finishing up his residency. Doctors are busy 😁

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

The world isn't wicked, it's broken.

We're social beings in a society that doesn't fit. Every human activity is being monetized. We traded humanity for GDP.

This isn't a flaw in our system. It's a feature.

It will get worse until we demand better.

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

@juliagiaa That's kinda awful

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

@Jexxie Looks like you have options

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

@inkedwifelife21 Yeah, but it's prison.

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

@Jexxie Cropdusting 😁

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

@lyssasphere You're always pretty 😍

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

I don't want to be single. I'm actually already really tired of it.

But...

I can't expect to start a new life with someone when I'm working through grief. It sucks, but that's reality.

So, I'm just focusing on happiness, money and getting in shape. So far so good 😁

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

@lyssasphere A relatively stable environment. Enough change to drive evolution without killing everything.

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

@seattleiminyou Unlimited potatoes!

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

@lady_valor_07 Monkeys split into monkeys and apes.

Apes split into apes and hominids.

99% of monkeys, apes and hominids died off. The rest are the ones still around.

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

@z_oepeaches Soo fine 🙂

[Calvin Barnes @DisorganizedRel]

@jackcalifano Nobody buys albums anymore. Concerts are the majority of bands' income