Dispatch911

911, where is your emergency? Police Dispatcher for the past 20+ yrs. Opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer.

[Dispatch911 @Disp_911]

@911_4_that You are not the only ones.

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@darlingdispatc1 ☹️

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@DispatcherDame All day, every day!!

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@Canadian911Guy 2 😳😂

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@drknstormynite 😂😂😂

[Dixon Police @DixonPolice]

As everyone gets ready for #valentinesday2020❤ tomorrow, remember the importance of font selection so we're not called for stalking charges 💘

#loveletters #stalking #sweethearts #youcanhidebutillfindyou

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@Paddy_YWFMS

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@unit91_farva Sounds perfect!

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Brilliant!

[Colorado State Patrol @CSP_News]

The moment everyone has been waiting for...I-70 WB is back open! 👏👏🙌

Now please contain your enthusiasm as you drive because the roads may be slick. You really don't want to be the one responsible for I-70 closing again!

[Dispatch911 @Disp_911]

@shiftintomanic Yup!

[Dispatch911 @Disp_911]

Trying not to totally loose my shit. Just worked 14 days in a row. Coworker books for Mids. Looks like I’m getting held and I’m moving tomorrow. Are you fucking kidding me! 🤬 #endofrant

[Dispatch911 @Disp_911]

Big changes happening. All good, yet my anxiety is working overtime right now.

[Dispatch911 @Disp_911]

Filed a missing report on my voice. Please return if located. Don’t bother calling, just text me. 🤦🏼‍♀��� #areyoufrighinkiddingme #kindahardtodispatch

[Dispatch911 @Disp_911]

Torture for someone who hates to write is having to take an English Comp class.

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The city water flowing thru the pipes of this nasty building tastes better than what's coming out of our new work water cooler. #gross #canigetarefund

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@NightshiftWorkr

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Finally have an evening off. #wineme

[Dispatch911 @Disp_911]

@NoFilter911 With all those extra shifts you don’t have time for recipes or dishes. Just drink straight from the bottle. 😎

[Dispatch911 @Disp_911]

@NightshiftWorkr @911disbitch My highest bill this summer was $121.00. I’d freak if that was mine.