Dispatch Drama

PD/FD/EMS dispatcher & 911 calltaker. A place to share about my #dispatchlife -the good, the bad, & the sometimes hysterical. Nightcrawler.

[Dispatch Drama @DispatchDrama]

"You work nights, when do you sleep?"
"Never usually"

[Dispatch Drama @DispatchDrama]

Where my night crawlers at 🙋🏻‍♀️!?

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I'm playing "how uninterested can I sound on the radio before getting yelled at"

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This job sucks the life outta me so quickly I forgot the internet existed for a second. Sup y'all 🤴

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@RaisingLasVegas as an east coaster, I'm so..happy for you..

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@RodStClair I had remorse when I agreed to take one. Here's to hoping it actually doesn't get to me..I just wanted to appear helpful 😅

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@JessieLayneB quit while you're ahead..

[Travis Spaulding @Vegasclimber]

@DispatchDrama @DispatcherDame I tried that. For some reason they never seen to get them.....

[Donna Zoll @donnazoll]

@DispatchDrama @DispatcherDame
I need my own government funded comfort station. It will cost mankind less in the long run. I have spoken!

[Dispatch Drama @DispatchDrama]

Can I file a grievance for how these chairs make my back feel?

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I just willingly put my name in for an overtime coming up. Who tf am I

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We're getting forced OTs so much lately I'm starting to think my regular shifts are 16 hours

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If I took this call you would hear it on a 911 Liability training class. I would handle this so unprofessionally 😂 https://t.co/wb1DUujzvU

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But it's nice for those of us working that night shift 😝 https://t.co/rJTKBJUnpg

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Oh, I'm the ostrich for sure. https://t.co/5ukTUfeN7K

[By what Name are you known @flanneled_dad]

Which bird are you?

[Dispatch Drama @DispatchDrama]

Wish we had an intercom in dispatch so I could tell my prisoners to stop doing weird things. Do they not see the cameras?

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I blinked and now I have 500 followers? You're all insane, thank you!! I'm bad at running this account apparently I need to follow back!

[Dispatch Drama @DispatchDrama]

Me @ work with everyone's drama https://t.co/ONPKFOn85v

[Dispatch Drama @DispatchDrama]

@LeBel6760 are we ever really ready tho? ...

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Haven't updated my phone so I can't see that emoji but I think I can feel it in my (lack of) soul 🙃 https://t.co/kLhj7iOnd9

[𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 🫠 @annoyedispatchr]

Congrats and Welcome!! Soon the ❤️ emoji in the texts you send will turn to 🖤 like the rest of us....but the coffee is great! https://t.co/ntbbQy8hvE

[𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 🫠 @annoyedispatchr]

This shift is dragging....Someone entertain me.