DistillationHog ☭ 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪

Distiller. Angry. Everyone deserves a fair chance. Oxford Comma. Settler on Indigenous Land. #landback

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

the entire Western media and political class right now:

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Anthony Bourdain: "Listening to you people makes me want to go join the communist party. You're living off the labor of a repressed underclass."

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Never deleting this app

[عَزِيز Aziz @woolyonezeez]

Only in a corporate media landscape does theft of food become a crisis, instead of people’s inability to afford food

[NOT Potato Bolshevik @NotPotBol]

Walkable Cities are Communism

[Roderic Day @RodericDay]

American blockbusters promoting a capitalist ethos:

"Extraordinary people matter, the faceless masses don't. Superheroes, billionaires, rebels, and chosen ones standing apart from NPCs, zombies, sheeple, ants, and insects."

Chinese blockbusters promoting a communist ethos:

[DistillationHog ☭ 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪 @distillationhog]

Yesterday:
Make sure you take your allergy meds, there is a pollen bomb

(Me listening to chest rattle, sinus infection, mucus build up)

Uh-huh

Today:
I’m going to the hospital with a fever, heavy chest, cough and more.

*Sigh*

I’m not allowed to say ‘remember how I mask?’

[DistillationHog ☭ 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪 @distillationhog]

The thing I loathe about ebooks is that I can’t physically lend it to a friend when I’m done. I cannot put it on my shelf or end table to talk about with company.
Instead it exists in a walled off gated community.
I cannot put rave about it, but I cannot put it in their hands.

[DistillationHog ☭ 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪 @distillationhog]

Ducks CAN be absolute dickheads. So when one of our drake’s likes to challenge anyone or any beast, the best response is to go full PC Principal and bro-out offering to throw down.

It works every time (also being 2m tall helps when you throw arms out like so).

[CleverMonster ✊🏿🇭🇹🇵🇸 @CleverMonsterCT]

How far the CIA went to prevent Marxism from spreading in the US:

[Colonel Afzal @Afzalgital]

Communism has succeeded every time it was tried.

Fuck your historical revisionism.

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

there’s a reason our ancestors risked their lives and were murdered bc of reading + the elite are doing everything to make sure our kids are illiterate. our ancestors understood that liberation/organizing and literacy/education were synonymous.

[DistillationHog ☭ 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪 @distillationhog]

@DanielleLatour8 Stay tuned. I guess I’m writing a book.

Foreshots and Backshots: a guide to loving it up in the distillery!

[DistillationHog ☭ 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪 @distillationhog]

God I miss wild monkey sex. And making booze. How the hell did I become a machinist with four degrees?

[DistillationHog ☭ 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪 @distillationhog]

@DanielleLatour8 And I guess (without kink-shaming), be careful doin’ it around the pot still or column to avoid unwanted burns…and for the love of god, don’t damage the line arm.

[DistillationHog ☭ 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪 @distillationhog]

@DanielleLatour8 Hmmm nope.
That felt elitist and a pity party.

ANYONE can have wild monkey sex. Key is enthusiasm and connection.
Like how sexy is a vibe, not a look.

[DistillationHog ☭ 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪 @distillationhog]

@DanielleLatour8 Also.
Being 198cm and strong as a ox?
Good for sex life.

Partner having cancer, bad. But if a mood killer really.

IF WE CANT LAUGH then all we do is cry.