Simon Blackquill (Parody)

The acclaimed prosecutor that escaped death row. Parody/RP, credit to @xXmonarchismsXx for assets #mvrp #parodytwt

[Simon Blackquill (Parody) @DistorteD5wift]

“𝑨 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒏𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒂 𝒇𝒐𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒅.”

𝗦𝗶𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴

[Simon Blackquill (Parody) @DistorteD5wift]

I sense someone that wants me to clear their extra stage…

[Son Gohan @ScholarOfToday]

"1 like isnt alot"

Sure, but now imagine that one person believing in you.. maybe that's all you really need, its ok.

[Phoenix Wright! 🍉 @SpikyLawyer]

“20 likes isn’t a lot” Imagine 20 pieces of evidence proving that you’re a killer.

[Simon Blackquill (Parody) @DistorteD5wift]

“7 likes isn’t a lot.” Imagine staying 7 years in prison to wait for your execution.

[Simon Blackquill (Parody) @DistorteD5wift]

@GapOfGensokyo Speaking from vague and mostly unrelated experience, it can happen on a rare instance.

Not saying it will go well either.

[Simon Blackquill (Parody) @DistorteD5wift]

They’re doing this to me on Tuesday.

[Simon Blackquill (Parody) @DistorteD5wift]

@Arlancoolguy @whattheflapdud @Nobrain4szns

[Simon Blackquill (Parody) @DistorteD5wift]

I like this detective already.

[The pretty freaking curious Detective @Arlancoolguy]

@DistorteD5wift @whattheflapdud @Nobrain4szns

[The pretty freaking curious Detective @Arlancoolguy]

@DistorteD5wift @whattheflapdud @Nobrain4szns

[Simon Blackquill (Parody) @DistorteD5wift]

@whattheflapdud @Nobrain4szns @Arlancoolguy Didn’t you almost call her old earlier.

Contradiction. Put him in the brazen bull, detective.

[Simon Blackquill (Parody) @DistorteD5wift]

@Arlancoolguy @whattheflapdud @Nobrain4szns You’re under arrest under suspicion of abduction and possible repeated first degree murder of the same person, driving on a suspended license, illegal possesion of firearms, grand theft auto.

[Simon Blackquill (Parody) @DistorteD5wift]

@Arlancoolguy @whattheflapdud @Nobrain4szns We’ve heard enough for now. Lock ’im up.

[The pretty freaking curious Detective @Arlancoolguy]

@whattheflapdud @DistorteD5wift @Nobrain4szns HE CONFESSED.

[Simon Blackquill (Parody) @DistorteD5wift]

@whattheflapdud @Arlancoolguy @Nobrain4szns No, it’s clear. They got him.

[Simon Blackquill (Parody) @DistorteD5wift]

@Arlancoolguy @whattheflapdud @Nobrain4szns I see. It’s one of those cases. Thank you, detective.

[Simon Blackquill (Parody) @DistorteD5wift]

@Arlancoolguy @whattheflapdud @Nobrain4szns Can you clarify, detective.

[Simon Blackquill (Parody) @DistorteD5wift]

@RyomenSuku1170 @whattheflapdud

[Simon Blackquill (Parody) @DistorteD5wift]

@whattheflapdud Tempted to do something funny seeing this argument as the random showing up between an argument.

[Son Gohan @ScholarOfToday]

@DistorteD5wift @SpikyLawyer