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Get out! (And have a nice time) 🪩

Please reach out to @carebydistrict for concerns and feedback.

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Not sure how to explain this but French fries feel like a cool handshake 🤝 but a bowl of ramen feels like a hug 🫂

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The last digit of your phone number = the sport you should try next

0- Pickleball
1- Box Cricket
2- Turf Football
3- Badminton
4- Tennis
5- Swimming
6- Snooker
7- Basketball
8- Volleyball
9- Table Tennis

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Concerts are always better experienced in real-life. Look at the concert above for instance- the mic is bigger than the singer. This doesn’t happen in the real world.

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If your life were a theme park, what would the theme be?

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Singing in the shower is great and the shampoo bottles are a lovely audience but have you tried a karaoke night instead?

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No highlights. No rewind. Just 90 minutes of football history. 🔥

India vs Brazil 🇮🇳🇧🇷 is finally happening, with the icons taking the pitch in a face-off you’ll want to witness live.

Book tickets on : https://t.co/GdqMI6Ei6d

@IndianFootball

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The go in Go Karting is your reminder to go Go Karting

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Remember: A baddie playing Baddie can never be a saddie

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If they made a movie based on your life- what would the popcorn bucket design be?

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Sometimes you just have to book a tennis court and pretend you’re prime Roger Federer

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Regular person: 😕

Same person wearing a nice outfit and comfy shoes:
☺️
👕
👖
👞👞

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When the person at the table next to you is eavesdropping on your conversation and realises you lead a really cool life >

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^ this emoji sideways is the universal signal for “asking for the cheque

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“You can go to salons and restaurants in GTA 6”

Bestie you can go to salons and restaurants in real life too and it’s a much more enriching experience.

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Hiccups are a sign that someone is thinking about getting dinner with you at Hitchki

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The last digit of your phone number = Food you should go out and eat next:

0- Pizza
1- Biryani
2- Sushi
3- Burgers
4- Kebabs
5- Sizzlers
6- Salad
7- Tacos
8- Burritos
9- Ramen

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Imagine how nice it would be if you were holding a burger in your hand right now instead of a phone

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Once More giving us a reason to visit the theatre once more!
https://t.co/IuyHH8cGxk

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Going out after being energised by your post-sadhya nap >>>

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This Onam make sure no one leaves 🍃 without their stomachs and hearts being full 💚